Messed up already

:doh:In my haste to ask the question, I failed to introduce myself. I'm from a tiny village called Morton, which is near Alfreton in Derbyshire. It's main, in fact only claim to fame is that it is at the very centre of England. As for me - normal sort of family and life beaten chapI suppose, 50 this year, just bumbling through life as best I can. That's me then.

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oi oi keep it well locked.i hear its rife there.one guy i met had his landy lifted in the night leaving foot marks from lorry hi ab.another was 07 plate 90 was stripped by the road over night.

Beast o Bodmin said:

oi oi keep it well locked.i hear its rife there.one guy i met had his landy lifted in the night leaving foot marks from lorry hi ab.another was 07 plate 90 was stripped by the road over night.

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it is rife up ar way anorl!don't put ya sen stepy mortons alrate,well its better than tib'i eni'rode.

well Jim i sort of got that.

Beast o Bodmin said:

well Jim i sort of got that.

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ow d'ya mean?

jimbot90 said:

it is rife up ar way anorl!don't put ya sen stepy mortons alrate,well its better than tib'i eni'rode.

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cannya put that in american for me

Beast o Bodmin said:

cannya put that in american for me

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dont ya un'da stand propa talk!

is like ere innum da supper booton dude or late again.

no i dont understand ya fookin emmett northern coonty cock....
Feckin hate northerners.....

TW@TS THE LOT OF YA...

funny that cos poeple round my rode dont un'da stan mi eetha!

Feck sake stop chewion baccy....

dont talk about bacca,av just stopped smokin!and i fukin luv'd smokin anorl!

get some weed

i dont do gard'nin