girlfriend or landy...you decide

Thats why there is the old saying that "women are like hurricanes, scream when they are coming, take the house and the ****ing car when they leave"

keep the missus, rag it, when its all heading south for the winter you can get a landy-they last for ever(ish)!

goonarmy said:

keep the missus, rag it, when its all heading south for the winter you can get a landy-they last for ever(ish)!

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fella ur th first to side with the misses!ooooooooo I may hav been swayed AWAY from the life with the landy!

get a disco and have both

yeah, you get rid o the landy, then put a fookin skirt on fer the rest of yer life cos she'll be the only fooker wearin the trousers in your house mate

I didnt say keep her forever!Just till the fun bits wear out!

yella said:

yeah, you get rid o the landy, then put a fookin skirt on fer the rest of yer life cos she'll be the only fooker wearin the trousers in your house mate

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agressive point....taken

th landy it is....HOWEVER 8nt too keen on givin 'er th total boot, any ideas out there on 'ow ta persuade 'er a landy life is the life ta live?

why the **** doyou want to spend time with her and your landy together ffs. the idea is that you spend time with yer mates and yer landy, then you spend time with her. thinkin about it, dunt get rid, just keep her seperately from yer landy. that way yer get a landy ter play with, and a biatch ter look after ya

i had the same choice to make once. ave now got two landy and 4 other cars and a messy house

yella said:

why the **** doyou want to spend time with her and your landy together ffs. the idea is that you spend time with yer mates and yer landy, then you spend time with her. thinkin about it, dunt get rid, just keep her seperately from yer landy. that way yer get a landy ter play with, and a biatch ter look after ya

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gotcha yella!rekon i been goin bouts this all a wrongun!need to keep 'er well away, righto.and when I get bit in need of quick relief, as i been advised earlier....there b plentya holes in me defender as ta where i can stick it! (courtesy of POS i do believe)

FFS, if the girlie luvs ya, she'll luv yer landy an all, if she can't get your habit, have 'the chat' - she'll either accpet your other womin (your landy) or she'll not.

If so, happy days, if not decide which you love the most. You CAN be happy wiv no orf road, but be true to what you want. If the womin can't accept you the way you are, then question what else she'll wanna change about you oin the fututre.

Rule 1 - be yourself
Rule 2 - consider what your willing to comromise on
Rule 3 - life MUST have a fun / escapism element in it somewhere (be it orf roading, boys night out, strip clubs etc)
Rule 4 - works both ways, she may well want a 'girlie night' every now and then (how do you feel about her going to a Chippendales type night?)
Rule 5 - see rule 1, if she can't accept the person you are, she ain't right for you, BUT, works both ways, can YOU accept the person she is / want's to be at heart?

WOW, deep ain't it (so speaks the voice of experinecne!!) even if he can't spell!!!!

slob said:

i had the same choice to make once. ave now got two landy and 4 other cars and a messy house

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there ia a heaven on earth

this is all gettin a bit dear deirdre!who started this fookin thread anyway.......... neva knew fello landy owners would b so concerned!

we dunt give a **** really . we just like dissin dorieses

it's simple

yer landy will give you hours of pleasure, whenever you want.

yer GF might give you a few minutes of pleasure occasionally, if you've grovelled or spent enough on her and she's in the mood and it's not the wrong time of the month and...............

no contest.

ffs i cant see the fascination with having the doris interested in yer landy. why do you feel that yer have to do everything with em

slob said:

we dunt give a **** really . we just like dissin dorieses

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dont we all

would hiring a landy be akin to spending time with a ho?

dunno, ive never hired a landy

slob said:

would hiring a landy be akin to spending time with a ho?

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dunno - I've never hired a landy!