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girlfriend or landy...you decide

Discussion in 'Defender 90 / 110 / 130' started by edbell2005, Apr 8, 2008.

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  1. edbell2005

    edbell2005 Guest

    my misses, she fookin hates my landy (defender 300tdi 90 csw).i sold my car and bought th landy when she was away on holiday last yr. so which shall I get rid of?

    girlfriend..........or............defender?

    ted

    oops, reckon this is in wrong section...feel free to move it!
     
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  3. G-man

    G-man BBQ king

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    trade the GF in for a new model with the correct programing, your one is clearly faulty! is she still in warrenty?
     
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    Aye, yer can alus git anuvva or have a ****..................yer cun't tek yer Doris orf road tho' can yer? :D
     
  5. edbell2005

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    i dunno bout that. much like me landy,she likes it best when treated a bit rough:eek:
     
  6. edbell2005

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    dint expect that girl!bwoody hells bells!foughy u'd b a one of them bleedin feminists!:D
     
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    Aye, ruff's good, but can yer get her rilly, rilly durdy? :D
     
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    G-man BBQ king

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    an i bet she dunt like it when you start planning modifications to her (2" lift, bigger bumpers and the like)
     
  9. edbell2005

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    aye, if I get her rilly RILLY durdy then her backend does start puffin out a bit of the black stuff once I'v finished.

    MUCH like th landy after a hard days lanin.

    but which is more fun 'servicin' thats th question I pose.....
     
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    outside cos every fookers in me shed and theres no
    yer have ter look at the bigger picture.

    will yr girlfrind mind yer mates comin round fer a look once yer have stripped her down.would she mind em borrowin her fer the day to help em out. would she mind if they came around and tinkered with her bits to stop the whine.

    fook her off mate. lets face it, if yer need a shag yer can spend 20 quid without any of the ritual. and then yer aint gonna get earache fer spendin the wikkend offroading
     
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    and yer landy dunt come on and start stinkin once a month
     
  12. edbell2005

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    ya talk aloot a sence, however where with me landy ya only get UJ's, the misses ya get BJ's. me head says me misses, me heart says me 90.
     
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    Bj and the Bear??
     
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    ffs if its a bj yer after, the local toms ony charge yer 15 quid fer that. it'll cost yer at least a new pair o shoes fer one o them. plus they have ter be "in the mood"
     
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    landys dont get headaches!!(gaylanders aside)
     
  16. edbell2005

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    u got her down to a T, u seem to know her pretty well...a lil TOOOOOO well
     
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    ffs mate, theyre like japanese cars, it dunt matter which model youve got they are all the fookin same
     
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    There's a conflict of interest here, coz yer a wuman., but I agree, girly friend. coz when it's broke and that's most of the time then yel have anuver vehicle.
     
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    It's Probably A Bit Easier To Get Into Yer Landy,and You Don't Mind Yer Mates Havin' A Go
     
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    Pikey Dummy Ejection Facilitator..

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    you've obviously not met some of my girlfriends then?? :D
     
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