EVO1 Gearbox Oil

ah ave bin recomended ter put this stuff in me LT77.
Difflock sell it fer £15 a litre - that's 45 fookin quid, just ter change me gearbox oil!

anybody know if yer kin gerrit cheeper?
I is Cornish after all!

Treworgey 90 said:

I is Cornish after all!

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No yu int - yu is just there under sufferance - yu is a grokkle like the rest of us, yu just hide it betterer.

I aint a feckin Grockle!












Might be an Emmett though............

nah! - yu int an Emmett - they is touristes - yu is an outsider - werent born there - so tha makes yu a Grockel. Nevva be a Cornishman.

You know you're from Cornwall......When
Going to the beach involves a ten minute row with your mates about which one

>You can get your mobile phone's predictive texting to recognise "dreckly" and "wosson".

>You can reverse with ease around the tiny backroads - because someone has to, and it wont be the Emmet in the BMW

>You know what Emmet means...

> You use the phrases "Where's that to?", "Proper Job" and "Maid"

> And other classic phrases like:

"As teasy as a bag of wasps"

Hello my lover!'

"matter do ee?"

>Twas an ansom drop of crib

>

>And you hate Emmets

> You know how to make a Cornish Pasty, and you know that ginsters aren't 'Proper Cornish'

>You can talk to 'locals' and make out what they're saying ... just

>You know about Porthemmet beach

>You don't stop to look at wild rabbits anymore. You've seen it all before

>But you will rescue rabbits and other small animals from cat attack on occasion (without squeling)

>Being stuck behind a herd of cows is a plausible reason for being late to work

>You can name at least three types of Cornish real ale, and have probably tried drinking it at some point (only to realise what a bad idea that was)

>You have met at least one of the town criers

>You know that Flambards sucks, but still go there every Summer

>You know that anyone from "Over the Bridge" should be hated and feared in equal measure

>You know what Saffron cake is

>when everywhere else is " up country"

>You have decided a favourite between Rowes and Warrens

>You get worried if you go out and don't bump into someone you know

>You know that there is never any real news to report in Cornwall (when something major happens, you're super surprised...)

>You have accepted that there is probably no mobile phone reception in your house/village, unless you stand on a manhole cover / under that tree / in the bath ...

>You know when dreckly is ... and can use the word in a sentence

>You try and cover up your accent when out of the county, but relapse when around family

>You have a strong opinion on the is Cornwall a Country arguement

>you use the phrases:

'I'll do it dreckley'

'Where you to?'

'you beastly begger'

"you'm proper daft"

'rough as rats'

costy much diddy?'

'gibmere aminut'

Goin f ra drink winnus?

I was told you had to live in Cornwall for ten years without crossing the Tamar before yous Cornish!!!!!

But I married in to increase the gene poll

I like tha - burri still reckon if you wurzent born there - yu will nevva be "proppa Cornish".

KTMRider said:

I was told you had to live in Cornwall for ten years without crossing the Tamar before yous Cornish!!!!!

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ah has bin ear 24 years tomorra.
dus tha count?

I fink it means....

1) they have taken pity on ya.
2) you havent managed to escape.
3) they havent found out yet.

Treworgey 90 said:

ah has bin ear 24 years tomorra.
dus tha count?

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Official line is apparently........
Both parents born in Cornwall = 'Proper Cornish'
All Grandparents born in Cornwall = 'Real Cornish'

Looks like we got no chance.......... I just let my Mrs do the talking to the big fecker with KERNOW tattoed on his knuckles, as I can't do the accent my ansome

KTMRider said:

Official line is apparently........
Both parents born in Cornwall = 'Proper Cornish'
All Grandparents born in Cornwall = 'Real Cornish'

Looks like we got no chance.......... I just let my Mrs do the talking to the big fecker with KERNOW tattoed on his knuckles, as I can't do the accent my ansome

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Yeah but e's got KERNOW tattoed on his knuckles, one letter on each knuckle and it's written only on his left hand!

snigger!

This'll be a proper clock then?

Definitely!! although i think from now on 12.30am should be known locally as Saltydognuts past convertedrugmucher o'clock, "haven't you got homes to go to?"- it's definitely got a ring to it