Not all Tratta boys are tuf - Barbie Pink Jobby

Yip, you've probably got some old biddy with a bakelite headset sticking jack plugs inna big board at yer exchange. Knocks out pasties when it's quiet I shouldn't wonder.

1709 D/L
247 U/L

Bristol aint bad

i think you boys should complain and get an engineer out. see what they can do... **** all knowing BT.

dont there be telephone exchanges all over the place ?? and i got cable broadband so dont ave to worry where exchange is. could be worse trew u could be without a connection

Hi Guys, and any Dolls that may be reading. I need to put a bit of info right.

Met THE MAD HAT MAN last night for the first time and a lot of info was exchanged so he got a tad mixed up.

Sorry to let you all down but the Pink Dakar is only a standard 3.9 V8 Range Rover. The Bowler he mentioned is a 5.0 V8 Stage 2 in my P38, lovingly built by JE Engineering of Coventry who do the Bowler engines. Mine is for reliability as it is our "family car" so is only 280BHP and 330ft/lbs.Was toying with the idea of their marvellous 4.7 Superchargedwith 560Nm but as we regularly visit the mother-in-law in the South of Spain we went for a more reliable less powerful option.

welcome to Loonyzone, Jabba - I told ya it woz a madhoose

Yup, you righty! Sure is a madhouse, read some of the posts. Thanks for putting Pics up. What you think of what I get up too? Gonna try it with the SeriesIII when it's done?

Forgot to add in my post that anyone who thinks I ain't "tuf", yer WRONG. Try driving a Pink car wearing a Pink T-shirt, and Pink Baseball Cap into BRIGHTON on the Land Rover London2Brighton Run! Now thats dangerous if you're batting for the right side!

Yes, colour was tongue in cheek, originally bet £50 I wouldn't race a Pink car in my 1st Banger Race. I won the £50 but lost the race. I then raced Pink Bangers for 8 years before giving up due to work commitments, so when the Dakar was built there was only one colour to choose.

Treworgey 90 said:

err NO! "Up to 8Mb Broadband" - £14.99 a month ffs!

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I think you should ask for a refund there trew
just did mine and it was 2247 down and 366 up

So how come a fred wot started about a puffy pink vehicle ended up talking about my 'puters faster'n yours. Any how my 90'll do that.

Oops only saw the first two pages. Ah well My 90'll do that an it's green.

GRUNT said:

So how come a fred wot started about a puffy pink vehicle ended up talking about my 'puters faster'n yours. Any how my 90'll do that.

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cos its a LZ fred! stupid!

My 90'll do that and look 'ard.

and its not even a proper tratta cos its a rangie

And 'cos it's a Rangie it must have been funded by drug dealers.

it int got pirate see glass

Why don't they have pain killers at sea?






Cos the Piratesetemol. AH HARRRR.

surely that should be jungle and parrots?

Yeah but you can't do the AH HARRRR bit with the jungle one. Well you could but you'd look a bit silly.

Jabba900 said:

Yup, you righty! Sure is a madhouse, read some of the posts. Thanks for putting Pics up. What you think of what I get up too? Gonna try it with the SeriesIII when it's done?

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In a vain attempt at trying to bring this post back on subject - No I have no intention of doing that stuff in the Series - retirement is to close to get killed now - I wanna spend wot little money i got - not leave it to the kids

Maybe in the next one tho

Big gurls blouse!