landyzone recovery service

redhand said:

Have yu bin to Sidmouth?? they don't allow dirty smelly lorries in their fine town yu know!! I had to jetwash and polish the 90 before I was allowed to drive into the place.

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I just had visions of a garden gnome waxing a turd.

*minty* said:

Does the same apply to my ickle motor... would you all rush to me aid

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Aye I'm sure there'd be a stampede to help yu if yu was stiurck somewhere

redhand said:

Have yu bin to Sidmouth?? they don't allow dirty smelly lorries in their fine town yu know!! I had to jetwash and polish the 90 before I was allowed to drive into the place.

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you should have gone in back way they wouldnt spot you tell to late

redhand said:

Aye I'm sure there'd be a stampede to help yu if yu was stiurck somewhere

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you sure?

I dint see a stampede when she was chained up in yer pikey mobile

ratty said:

you sure?

I dint see a stampede when she was chained up in yer pikey mobile

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That's cos yu weren't invited to the post rohypnol party. Bloody queue was halfway to Sparkford.

redhand said:

That's cos yu weren't invited to the post rohypnol party. Bloody queue was halfway to Sparkford.

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You sure that weren't just due to roadworks?

ratty said:

You sure that weren't just due to roadworks?

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well there was a hole that needed filling :bolt: :behindsofa:

redhand said:

well there was a hole that needed filling :bolt: :behindsofa:

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psssssst. Might be time to relocate yer pikeywagon.

Only cause you had dug it to nick the cables from under the road

HELP REQUIRED!!!!
Anyone near the Surrey Hants border?
Guildford map nr Devils Punchbowl.

RUSTIERANGIE is in Trouble....
Can anyone Help?

would love to help but a bit far me thinks

have yu any phone numbers? Booger etc?, I Have tried Redwings but only got an answering service :0
Snifflebag (Hi) has said he can go but he wont be able to move a Disco. Will need to txt when close so Rustie can power up his CB. Anyone with even a hand winch?

Can head into area and try and locate him using CB. There are easy lanes in vicinity but nothing at co-ords.

Will take spade and waffle boards

Rustie says DONT attempt the same lane - you WILL get stuck.

kris 300 but he is visiting family in milton keynes

I won't try the lane. Just get to vicinity and see whats what!

too far fer me

Is there no-one else?

Snifflebag is on his way - in a Hippo.
There is no point in me going in a Slitty and the Disco aint got any recovery gear.

Someone must have a Disco or Deepender in this area that aint in bits?

If it sways any of you guys - Rustie has his 3 yr old kids with him.

better off on foot with a hand winch than a hippo

yup
unfortunately i cant get any response from anyone with a Disco or defender, let lone a Tirfor