Land Rover Recovery transport

Hi, I'm based in Surrey and have a 5 tonne VW recovery which is great for the larger land rovers had a non running land rover 130 crewcab on there last week, this particular one had sat for 10 years but the warn winch pulled it up no problem.

So if you have a land rover you need moving, running or not give me a call 07985 071951 don't forget to mention you saw me on Landy Zone and i'll sort you out a good price.

Please don't expect me to have any qualifications in doing the job as I spent all my money on the vehicle and therefore think that as long as the winch will pull it and my vehicle can move with it on the back everythin is just gravy.

Don't expect me to run on tachograph as I am legally obliged to do so cos I'm gonna use recovery regs to get around transportation regs and blow caution to the wind.

Please note I'm based in Surrey so if the car is being collected or delivered from surrey, middlesex, london or hampshire i'm happy to collect anywhere in the UK as long as the collection or delivery is in one of those 4 counties.

Thanks Karl

Feck off with ya spam

surely shouting spam at these spamming bastards is giving there threads more air time. cant they just be lock/deleted?

spam off the port bow

launch torpedos!



Good shot Sir !!








Now spam off you turd munching spam face!

have you asked the owners of this site if you can advertise your business on here ?

land rover recovery said:

Please note I'm based in Surrey so if the car is being collected or delivered from surrey, middlesex, london or hampshire i'm happy to collect anywhere in the UK as long as the collection or delivery is in one of those 4 counties.

Thanks Karl
07985 071951

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you cant be happy for colletion anywhere in the UK... cos you said its only in the 4 counties.... make ya mind up, you either is happy and will collect all of UK or not...

A 5 ton VW is highly likely to not have a high enough payload to carry anything more than a freelander.

What is your vehicles kerb weight?

The professional has arrived wonder if he was the one that dropped an incorrectly secured cyclist in your path to scupper you

Dr_evil said:

The professional has arrived wonder if he was the one that dropped an incorrectly secured cyclist in your path to scupper you

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I'm no threat to him. I only cover the whole of mainland GB.

ratty said:

I'm no threat to him. I only cover the whole of mainland GB.

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I wonder if he's worked out that there be roads out of surrey yet

one post wonder

*minty* said:

one post wonder

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Looking at his first post it would be in his best interest to come back and either talk the talk or delete it.

land rover recovery said:

Please don't expect me to have any qualifications in doing the job as I spent all my money on the vehicle and therefore think that as long as the winch will pull it and my vehicle can move with it on the back everythin is just gravy.

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but you are insured, right ?

all well and good that you vehicle can move with it on the back, but can it stop ?

ound: nice edit ratty!

disco147 said:

ound: Nice edit ratty! :d

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innocent whistle1!!!

It's gonna be quite difficult driving your 5 ton Volkswagen whilst wearing a pair of these

No tachograph = no operators licence = no insurance. Spends all his money on something he cannot legally operate. So OP, spare a thought for those that operate within the law and pay their dues. Do you really think anyone would employ your services

everyone call him at 3am

Dr_evil said:

everyone call him at 3am

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noted

Nigel-S said:

noted

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Snigger

I wonder if he could find this area of northern hell might see if he knows where I am without the use of a satnav and google