immobiliser problem

i dint say it was anyone elses fault .

surly not your fault i blame anybody but me lol

no - not my fault - i am never wrong



occasionally mistaken - but never wrong

blame rossi he not here oy rossi tis your fault

yeah - if it werent for him life wud have bin easier

paddocks1967 said:

gav i cant get the car to start .needs to go onto computer ffing pain in the arse ,i just put in new clutch which was a nightmare lying on my back now this .pat

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ahh have you reconected all the earths in the right places ?
have you done a reset for the plip
any message in dash

j the range said:

hi pat is your car petrol? is your bat going flat and starting this?

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Hi can anyone help me please? I have an old p reg range rover hse and according to the aa the immobiliser is stuck on. Usually very reliable and a great car. It now won't start at all. The battery keeps draining, the alarm keeps sounding and the inside light often comes on on its own accord while I'm recharging battery.

My husband is away can anyway tell me if I can get this sorted or is it a garage job and yet more money!!!

Thanks very much.

blurry eck, Jellytot - dont tell the inmates yo husband is away - yu will be swamped with offers.

:welcome: by the way - carnt help ya with yo Rangie tho.

It mite be useful to change yo usercp to show which area of the country yu are from.

The Mad Hat Man said:

blurry eck, Jellytot - dont tell the inmates yo husband is away - yu will be swamped with offers.

:welcome: by the way - carnt help ya with yo Rangie tho.

It mite be useful to change yo usercp to show which area of the country yu are from.

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HA HA HA

Sorry don't know how to put where I live in!! I'm in Manchester!!! Thanks for making me laugh, didn't think about this being a male dominated board full of testosterone....

try and contact Gemsdad..he's in Mankchestershire

or J the range - Liverpool, but a helpful chappie .

thanks mhm thets the nicest thing you ever said to me ha ha, she not to far from me i will go have a look cos i nice guy

The Mad Hat Man said:

or J the range - Liverpool, but a helpful chappie .

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particularly when ladeez hubbys are away

that better?

shoock i didnot know that i would take some body with me i afrad of woman i only little and get pushed around lol

Sirus said:

try and contact Gemsdad..he's in Mankchestershire

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if yer spell the name of this great city properly!!.i might help the said laydee.

gemsdad said:

if yer spell the name of this great city properly!!.i might help the said laydee.

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Sorry I meant Mankyland

jellytott said:

HA HA HA

Sorry don't know how to put where I live in!! I'm in Manchester!!! Thanks for making me laugh, didn't think about this being a male dominated board full of testosterone....

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hi jellytot.i'm in manchester,m29.where are you.PM me if you want me to help.

gemsdad said:

if yer spell the name of this great city properly!!.i might help the said laydee.

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how should it be spelt? S H I T H O L E


you can't polish a turd!!!

gemsdad said:

hi jellytot.i'm in manchester,m29.where are you.PM me if you want me to help.

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you watch yer back!!! and yer legs and yer blood pressure!!!!

Sirus said:

Sorry I meant Mankyland

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ha ha,close enough from a yam yam.

gavbriggs said:

how should it be spelt? S H I T H O L E


you can't polish a turd!!!



you watch yer back!!! and yer legs and yer blood pressure!!!!

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you should know coming from the rovveram.:doh::doh: