HB's 'Ooops I Put Too Much Veg Oil In' Fred

hehehe ey up spotty knob, how yer dooin ;

yella said:

hehehe ey up spotty knob, how yer dooin ;

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No spots just a bit itchy ta fer axin

you fixed it yet HB?

ere daft, get yer arse over to hb's with a set o jump leads and a tin of ether. its only half an hour away, a friend in need and all that, oh and tek yer battery charger as well

An some glow plugs

i cant - Grippa is busy.

Iss not fixed no. But **** it for tonite its beer time.. Thanks for all your help guys! And for the kind offers of assistance! Mucho appreciated. XXX

i wuz panicin you had run yersen over tryin t move yer landy

Throw in a litre of kerosene for every 8 to 10 litres of Veg in the tank.

Makes all the difference.

CharlesY

"are you sure your glow plugs are working, your engine will simply not start without them,"

Ridiculous, diesel engines work on compression for the ignition of the fuel. The glow plugs are to heat the diesel to thin it down to aid starting when particulary cold - the more viscous the diesel the harder it is to compress to ignite. Any diesel should start, any time, without the aid of glow plugs at around 3 degrees and above.
tom

in a perfect world yes, but this is no perfect world on a cold engine it needs a little pre heat or a lot of cranking to get then going

Yeah last post was a bit strongly worded perhaps. Don't get me wrong in this situation pre-heat is certainly nessesary and probably plenty of cranking! Re-reading his post he does imply it to this particular situation so i apologise for jumping the gun!!
tom

ffs hb seems tom knows yer

tjwaines said:

Yeah last post was a bit strongly worded perhaps. Don't get me wrong in this situation pre-heat is certainly nessesary and probably plenty of cranking! Re-reading his post he does imply it to this particular situation so i apologise for jumping the gun!!
tom

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FFS the clues in HER post
HYBRIDGIRL

OY DAFT ! slap him will yer!

you tell im mondo

an she's hot too

he aint 6 foot an called Dave is he?

i thought you were goin ter help her, she knows where she stands with you now eh

The Mad Hat Man said:

he aint 6 foot an called Dave is he?

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youre ma waif now dave

Oooooo has yer all sorted it for me yet?? Woss the out come?? Have I missed owt??