HB's 'Ooops I Put Too Much Veg Oil In' Fred

I just went to go to the supermarket to stock up on booze un me landy won't start. Yesterday I put perhaps a tincy bit too much veg oil in my tank which is what I presume the problem cud be. WTF do I do now to start it?! Gotta be at work at 7.30am..

drain the tank down abit and stuff summor doozel in i had that problem the other day either that of heat yer tank

yu aint gorra pre-heater then hb?

i reckon thats yo only option - pump some fool into a tank and replace wiv doozil.

thas wha i sid

book a taxi???

G-man said:

drain the tank down abit and stuff summor doozel in i had that problem the other day either that of heat yer tank

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Thanks G.

G-man said:

thas wha i sid

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i woz agreein wiv ya.

get one of these blurry quick too.

The Mad Hat Man said:

yu aint gorra pre-heater then hb?

i reckon thats yo only option - pump some fool into a tank and replace wiv doozil.

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Aye I got a pre-heater. I held the fooker in fer agis. No joy.

aint it sposed to be on all the time and juzz thermostatically switched?

The Mad Hat Man said:

aint it sposed to be on all the time and juzz thermostatically switched?

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I don't know! Am blonde!

will av a look sumtime. did yu fit it -or was it there already?

dya mean injin pre-heat hb loik glowing plugs, where you hold the key over before you start it?

The Mad Hat Man said:

will av a look sumtime. did yu fit it -or was it there already?

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Did I fit it?! Ha! HA! AHA! HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA!! No me dear I dint fit it! Can yer 'No-Nails' em on??

It wer there already. Its a button unner the steering column you have ter hold in fer a few seconds. I held it in fer more like a few minutes.

G-man said:

dya mean injin pre-heat hb loik glowing plugs, where you hold the key over before you start it?

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YUS! Thass it!

chuck half a can of ether down the air filter, it'll roar like an old lion

that dont sound like an svo heater then - i fink yu mita got it g-man

that aint no good to ya - yu deffo need to get an oil heater, HB, preferably auto thermo switching - like wot Si has bought.

yella said:

chuck half a can of ether down the air filter, it'll roar like an old lion

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Woss 'ether'?

git sum sleazy start, thas how i sarted mine

easystart, comes in a yellow can

HybridGirl said:

Woss 'ether'?

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fookin explosive - an it puts yu to sleep