HB's 'Ooops I Put Too Much Veg Oil In' Fred

6 degrees c aint very warm is it??

yella said:

thats about a 50/50 ish mix, it should be alright, are yer turning it over until it bites or are yer doin that gurly thing where yer let the crank rotate once and then let go of the key

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O course I int!! Am propper crankin it!!

ye boked it

go ter yer local petrol station and get a tin of easystart, go now

If I try much more me battery's gonna be pancake tho.

dont furget to drive there.

yella said:

go ter yer local petrol station and get a tin of easystart, go now

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Give us a lift

walk yer lazy bitch

iz a dangerous place - the suvvern ****ees. - take yo chain saw

thas not very nice, i'd gi ye a lift but i'm on the other side of the **** tree

I mite ave some eay start in the garage. But me Landys parked in front o the door an I tried pushin the bastid thing before an nearly popped me arsehole out.

tek the handbrake off yer blonde bint

stick it in gear and drive it on the starter

HybridGirl said:

an I tried pushin the bastid thing before an nearly popped me arsehole out.

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Yer likely ter git half a dozen offers ter pop it back in agin tho'!

Don't know if anyone has said this yet but I would try directly feeding the injection pump with good clean diesel or oil/kero mix - the kero would ignite better. Take the pipe off from the filter and the injection pump, empty its contents then screw it back onto the IP, with a small funnel or something pour diesel down the pipe into the IP, leave it a little slack so the diesel goes right to the IP and lets all the air out, now try and start it, if it starts keep feeding it diesel and keep it going for a bit to warm it up. The connect it all back up and fill the filter with diesel too. Then go get some PETROL in there. If you just change the tank contents you have about a mug or more of diesel in the filter to contend with and all the pipe work.

Are you sure your glow plugs are working, your engine will simply not start without them, and are you SURE that diesel is going up to the injectors? Even with a lot of veg, if everything was working right it should start.

yella said:

tek the handbrake off yer blonde bint

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How do I do that then?

I don't know if anyone has asked this yet but, are you using the right key??

Grippa said:

Yer likely ter git half a dozen offers ter pop it back in agin tho'!

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Eeeee!

Grippa said:

Yer likely ter git half a dozen offers ter pop it back in agin tho'!

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funny yer should say that mucus

yella said:

funny yer should say that mucus

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dream on **** !