got up at 5.00 am and the defenders gone again!!

Sean said:

i find that comment about an 8 out of 10 on the personally offense table

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Bastid I was aiming for a 10/10

Me and my mate will **** you tony martin style. hole ground, slurry tank and your caravan. **** off and die or if you feel keen come to somerset-**** you permanantly

Sean said:

i find that comment about an 8 out of 10 on the personally offense table

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Is that some of the furniture your trying to offload??

landypower said:

ever heard of a pervert gypsy? no i dont think so. i rest my case

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I've never heard of a straight pikey. Same thing innit?

Sean said:

i find that comment about an 8 out of 10 on the personally offense table

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Pikey must do anorl... he 1/4 irish

Blurry eck, folks - even Mr P werent called names like this . maybe he can take some comfort from that?:bolt:

*minty* said:

Pikey must do anorl... he 1/4 irish

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How the fook can he be 1/4 irish? if you split pikey down into quarters there wouldn't even be a big enough chunk to get a dna sample from.

ratty said:

How the fook can he be 1/4 irish? if you split pikey down into quarters there wouldn't even be a big enough chunk to get a dna sample from.

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Well he told me some of him was irish dunno which parts tho

actually I is 1/4 Ulsterman Don't be tarring me with same brush as them Fenian Idol worshipping fookers

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Well he told me some of him was irish dunno which parts tho

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the green hat and pointy shoes at a guess.

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Oooo me likes the pink

ratty said:

the green hat and pointy shoes at a guess.

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Oi cuunt are yu still coming out next Saturday?? Cos Minty wants a hot coffee if yu are.

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Oooo me likes the pink

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so does pikey. He rekons the disco's gonna get a matching paint job.

redhand said:

Oi cuunt are yu still coming out next Saturday?? Cos Minty wants a hot coffee if yu are.

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does a pikey nick the lead from a roof.

ratty said:

so does pikey. He rekons the disco's gonna get a matching paint job.

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Was thinking more fluorescent green or yellow.

ratty said:

does a pikey nick the lead from a roof.

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No comment Guv.

redhand said:

No comment Guv.

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And does a pikey enter the loft to nick the copper boiler after he's finished stripping the roof.

2 of us and 60 ****ers v omega v6 = we ****ed them.

fanatic said:

2 of us and 60 ****ers v omega v6 = we ****ed them.

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If you sear on here like that again you're gonna get a 3 day ban











































Omega....FFS.:doh:

yerl be saying toyota next.