Genuine scamster HERE on the 'zone!

TheSmiths88 · Sep 16, 2008

I'm selling the 200TDi lump out of my Series 3 in the 'for sale' ads here (still available should anyone be interested!) .... and got a sniff by email t'other day. Chap asking a couple of sensibleish questions, I sent a nice polite response as y'do. Thought you might be interested in his reply, quoted verbatim:

Mike,
Thanks for your response ... Am highly interested in buying it which am okay with the last price...(£400) and the presently condition of it ....... Am offering you (£500) the excess fund is Ur effort and the running around and be issuing the sum of(4000) .... And concerning the shipping i will arrange for that myself by contacting the shipper that will come for the pick up in your location .. Because am having some other goods i bought in the state And i have decided that the shipper will come for the pick up of the goods with the item am buying from you

Am paying you with a CHEQUE as payment... As soon as we do seal the transaction the shipping firm information that will come for the pick up will be given to you .... Please do not bother any other buyer of the item i believe things will soon work out as plans ..... Kindly get back to me with the following information in order to send you the CHEQUE ..... Your full name be written on the CHEQUE ..... Your address where the Draft will be send to ..... Your contact phone number....... Zip code ... Country ... Your quick response to this will be highly appreciated.
Regards.
Dennis.

Needless to say I haven't bothered replying, but if anyone has any amusing response I'd be happy to send it!

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Tell him you don't take cheques but you are happy to accept a postal order.

RAZ8550TDI · Sep 16, 2008

fecking right yer are!

Grippa · Sep 16, 2008

Tell him you'll accept his Sister in part payment so long as his Mother gives you a blowey wiv her teeth out on completion.

Mseries3 · Sep 16, 2008

Grippa said:
Tell him you'll accept his Sister in part payment so long as his Mother gives you a blowey wiv her teeth out on completion.

You git Grippa! You made me spit me coffee all over my keyboard

Grippa · Sep 16, 2008

Mseries3 said:
You git Grippa! You made me spit me coffee all over my keyboard

Good, then either him or his Mother'll do the same when he tells him.

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Mseries3 said:
You git Grippa! You made me spit me coffee all over my keyboard

snigger

Newbie called Grippa a git.

snigger

Grippa · Sep 16, 2008

ratty said:
snigger

Newbie called Grippa a git.

snigger

Yeah, ahm only a git cuz he's a noob, wunce he's bin on here fer a while he'll be calling me a cuunt like all you's lot.

robint · Sep 16, 2008

Grippa said:
Yeah, ahm only a git cuz he's a noob, wunce he's bin on here fer a while he'll be calling me a cuunt like all you's lot.

GRIPPA,S A **** GRIPPA,S A ****

"snigger"
evening grippa

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Grippa said:
Yeah, ahm only a git cuz he's a noob, wunce he's bin on here fer a while he'll be calling me a cuunt like all you's lot.

That depends how close we are to you at the time. If you aint far away then its 'cuunt SIR'. If we think we're outta your reach yer just a cuunt.

Pikey · Sep 16, 2008

Tell him you won't take less than 40 goats for it

goonarmy · Sep 16, 2008

tell him you'll send him a cheque.Ugandan muppet will cream his pants then get really confused.
Also this fred is more ecuses to post phone jacker stuff which is well funny YouTube - Fonejacker - Illegal Card Reader

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

redhand said:
Tell him you won't take less than 40 goats for it

I would laugh my arse off if a truck full of goats pulled up outside his house.

Bluestrobe · Sep 16, 2008

Tell him that through the wonders of modern technology you have traced him through his IP address and that you will be in the area soon on business as you are a mercenary/assassin or whatever and will take great pleasure in removing his bollocks with a blunt rusty razor blade and inserting them into his arse with his mothers fist and that you will then assist him in retrieving them by ramming his fist down his throat so that him and his mother can shake hands.

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Bluestrobe said:
Tell him that through the wonders of modern technology you have traced him through his IP address and that you will be in the area soon on business as you are a mercenary/assassin or whatever and will take great pleasure in removing his bollocks with a blunt rusty razor blade and inserting them into his arse with his mothers fist and that you will then assist him in retrieving them by ramming his fist down his throat so that him and his mother can shake hands.

Is that in the secret manual of police brutality tips?

Grippa · Sep 16, 2008

redhand said:
Tell him you won't take less than 40 goats for it

Take 40 goats? Farkin 'ell, ahm usually knackered after three!

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Grippa said:
Take 40 goats? Farkin 'ell, ahm usually knackered after three!

Why? Are they more energetic than sheep?

RAZ8550TDI · Sep 16, 2008

ratty said:
snigger

Newbie called Grippa a git.

snigger

thank feck! a noobie thats learning fer once

Bluestrobe · Sep 16, 2008

ratty said:
Is that in the secret manual of police brutality tips?

Day 1 Lesson 1

ratty · Sep 16, 2008

Bluestrobe said:
Day 1 Lesson 1

ave I made the grade then?

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