Catastrophic failure!

[*minty*]

op2:

 

[Mark Disco]

hope ya sharin that popcorn, im starvin!!

 

[Pikey]

hope ya sharin that popcorn, im starvin!!

Make sure it's unsweetened won't yu. Else it plays havoc wiv me sugar levels

 

[Mark Disco]

if i was a nice bloke i'd say ok

BUT

im from up north so il make sure its sweetened so i get more of it

 

[Pikey]

Typical Geordie fooker,, Selfish bastids Da lot of umm!!

 

[Sean]

Your freaks need to realise something...... As I have said COUNTLESS times, this problem started because of me trusting a sly mechanic, I trusted him and it was a poor judgement, and THATS ALL I AM GUILTY OF, some of you....................... well mostly Sean the Saint, have accused me of killing people, slaying pensioners and well pretty much a kiddie killer......

clearly your single digit IQ has hampered your comprehension skills, i guess being the relative of a dead convict is somewhat of an excuse for being unable to understand English in it's written form - putting words into peoples mouths (most of the above quoted comment falls into that category) is simply a sign of a weak or non existent argument - your inability to accept any form of critical advise points to some form of serious personality disorder (perhaps being breastfed by a roo didn't do you the good your mother thought it would)

you've made me feel guilty now, I'm sorry to have upset you so much, if I'd been more aware of your insecurities from the offset I'd have pandered to your every need, commiserated with your MOT result and generally boosted your ego (isn't that what you really wanted)

maybe if i had done this thread would have died long ago

once again, sorry

 

[Mark Disco]

aint that far north - i can still speak proper!!!!

well .............

 

[BOOMER]

Fook this, bored with it now - Farmtown beckons, got grapes to harvest

 

[Pikey]

aint that far north - i can still speak proper!!!!

well .............

ooh where ya from originally then?? I'm an escaped Hullite mesen..

 

[Pikey]

got grapes to harvest

That'll be all those hours sat in the driving seat.. get yaself some sort of inflatable doughnut shaped cushion, & Preparation H helps as well





Or so I've been told

 

[Mark Disco]

*i await the abuse*

liverpool born an bread, lived there 22 years, only been a southerner for 10 months.

 

[Pikey]

*i await the abuse*

liverpool born an bread, lived there 22 years, only been a southerner for 10 months.

Fooking hell the scousers have sneaked in the back door lock the threads quick before he nicks the fooking lot of em..

 

[*minty*]

So which one of you wants my first helpin of popcorn

 

[Mark Disco]

i dont nick things!!

i 'aquire' them on 'long term loan'! thats what i tell the judge anyway

 

[Mark Disco]

So which one of you wants my first helpin of popcorn

il have to quality test every piece of it, just so a sweetie like you doesnt get poisoned, i'd feel guilty if that happened. just hand it all over an il make sure its safe to eat

 

[*minty*]

il have to quality test every piece of it, just so a sweetie like you doesnt get poisoned, i'd feel guilty if that happened. just hand it all over an il make sure its safe to eat

And that will leave me with....................... AN EMPTY PACKET

 

[Mark Disco]

il leave you 1, as long as the rest are safe.

 

[Pikey]

So which one of you wants my first helpin of popcorn

Keep it away from Scouse dave the Crack seller.. nip down sarf un we'll share it. I've got a lovely little white wine what goes really well with Popcorn,,

 

[*minty*]

Is there room in the pikey wagon for ickle me

 

[Pikey]

Is there room in the pikey wagon for ickle me

Bloody hell aye tis a 4 berth job Loads of room. Even has a seperate bedroom & a shower room.