1995 range rover P38 converting to range rover sport lookalike

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What are the biggest tyres that I can fit on my Underpigeon?
 
I'm the first

What are the biggest tyres that I can fit on my Underpigeon?
Thank you for your valued enquiry,

Depending on what you would like to do with your Underpigeon Range Rover we suggest 13" Mini-Lites for on road performance or 38" 13.6x12x38 BKT Tractor tyres from a Massey Ferguson for serious offroad use - note minor bodywork changes will be required for these....

If cruising the streets of SoHo looking for bandits and fudgers, we can suggest 24" Bling Alloys and Spinners with hand painted on super thin rubber 'tyre'

With Kind Regards,
The Underpigeon Team
 
That is quality Underpigeon conversion right there. You can't see the joints or nuffink.
 
Still can't stop laughing glad I used pigeon now was thinking sparrow but there is more pigeon **** I thought lol
Don't do it this is what I got for my money
Dear Sir,

Thank you for bringing to our attention you are not 100% satifised with your Underpigeon conversion.

I have pulled your file and looked at the original specification document you filled out and signed. Acording to:

  • Base Vehicle 1952 Series SWB
  • Engine 2.0 litre Petrol
  • Required: Sport 'Stormer' Body kit
  • Required: 0-60mph in 2.7sec without changing engine for Vintage Vehicle Tax purposes
  • Required: 22" Alloys
  • Required: Minimum Panel Gaps
  • Required: Onyx Black Enamal Paint - hand applied
  • Required: Single Point 7 strap Harness
  • Required: Roll Cage
Looking at your supplied image, I can see we have fullfiled your requirements to the letter. When measuring panel gaps, our trained technicians use a block of 2x4 Cedar, turned down to 2x3.75 to ensure an exacting fit is maintained.

I fail to see the reason for your complaint, but I issue you a voucher for a free coffee from the machine on your next visit.

I hope this in some way compensates you,
The Underpigeon Team.
 
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Just some of the optional underpigeon extras:

Burberry interior trim
Centre console converts into fridge, with lifelong supply of WKD or Stella
In the boot we can supply a veneered gun cabinet. Its three drawers accommodate a selection of bricks, baseball bats and hooded tops, and eight matching Holland & Holland plastic tumblers and flutes.
 
latest Underpigeon wheels can be found here :-

also, i wanted some more lights to see in the country lanes:-

AND! i wanted some chrome!!!!!
 

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I'm now sitting at my desk actually crying with laughter - the people around me are wondering what on earth I'm reading.

Brilliant work gents.

UnderPigeon all the way.......

Now where do I get the bonnet and tailgate stickers??

:lol:
 
If i just put underpidgeon wheels on my rr can i claim its a full UP conversion?
Also do you do bonnet bras to go with my wheels. Cant imagine a luxary performance sports car without one.
 
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