Range Rover's breaking! All parts available!

[jmcautosalvage]

* Post now removed due to certain trolls thinking it's fun to mock posts from a new member *

I just wish I possessed their wit, beauty, and driving skills, I'd be so happy that I too would spend my evenings taking the **** on forums.....

 

[nathan5346]

This'll b good

 

[storm99]

For the love of satan.

 

[jmcautosalvage]

For the love of satan.

????

 

[ratty]

????

I think they've just eaten some spam sandwiches.

 

[fanatic]

Hi.

please give me a text or call on 07713344733.(George Michaels Mate) im in Weymouth, Dorset and a complete comedian who thinks he can sell **** on a first post

look forward to hearing from you at 3am

john (JMC Autosalvage)

there you go

 

[ratty]

there you go

That looks just like one of them adverts on the walls of a public toilet!!!

 

[jmcautosalvage]

there you go

fanatic,

excuse me for my ignorance, as there seems to be a fair bit of spamming on here, but im assuming there's an issue with me putting parts up for sale on here?

 

[ratty]

fanatic,

excuse me for my ignorance, as there seems to be a fair bit of spamming on here, but im assuming there's an issue with me putting parts up for sale on here?

Out of curiosity where are you seeing the spamming?

 

[jmcautosalvage]

These are some of the quotes that are coming up on your posts to my thread. As i haven't used this forum before, i dont know whats ging on really :-/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Series71
agreeing with fanny is as painful as masterbating with a cheese grater but I have to agree this time
Quote:
Originally Posted by nathan5346
Theres a fine line between genius and insanity
Quote:
Originally Posted by ratty
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ratty
Why don't we all just blame Fanatic cos every thread that goes pete tong on here is his fault anyway.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RAZ8550TDI
!!! nice one ratty!
Quote:
Originally Posted by rewmer
Top information Ratty
Quote:
Originally Posted by odenne
Cheers Ratty, that sounds very likely
Quote:
Originally Posted by HybridGirl
Thankyou Ratty. Yer a clever boy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mad Hat Man
thats OK Ratty - I like yu being behind me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunky Engineer
Ratty, F**king Genius!

 

[ratty]

These are some of the quotes that are coming up on your posts to my thread. As i haven't used this forum before, i dont know whats ging on really :-/

Quote:
Originally Posted by Series71
agreeing with fanny is as painful as masterbating with a cheese grater but I have to agree this time
Quote:
Originally Posted by nathan5346
Theres a fine line between genius and insanity
Quote:
Originally Posted by ratty
I've come across decomposed bodies that are less offensive than you are.
Quote:
Originally Posted by ratty
Why don't we all just blame Fanatic cos every thread that goes pete tong on here is his fault anyway.
Quote:
Originally Posted by RAZ8550TDI
!!! nice one ratty!
Quote:
Originally Posted by rewmer
Top information Ratty
Quote:
Originally Posted by odenne
Cheers Ratty, that sounds very likely
Quote:
Originally Posted by HybridGirl
Thankyou Ratty. Yer a clever boy.
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Mad Hat Man
thats OK Ratty - I like yu being behind me
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunky Engineer
Ratty, F**king Genius!

That aint spam.:doh::doh::doh:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_(electronic)

 

[blue beasty]

*snigger* :doh:

 

[dougdotcom]

Looks good so far... carry on.

 

[jmcautosalvage]

ok, this appears to be a super friendly site, full of happy people.... its amazing the difference between certain forums, some are full of people who are happy to help, and then a small minority, seem to be very negative and bitter. Still that's life, maybe they're not happy with themselves. Who knows, who cares? Dont worry about the ad, i'll remove it, i'll just export the Range Rover's, should make a lot more profit from that, i was just posting in order to help keep these old beasts running.

 

[dougdotcom]

carwn 'ch realy , bydew rhyw cadernid bit. bydew na ai buais truthfull.

 

[ratty]

ok, this appears to be a super friendly site, full of happy people.... its amazing the difference between certain forums, some are full of people who are happy to help, and then a small minority, seem to be very negative and bitter. Still that's life, maybe they're not happy with themselves. Who knows, who cares? Dont worry about the ad, i'll remove it, i'll just export the Range Rover's, should make a lot more profit from that, i was just posting in order to help keep these old beasts running.

So you didn't join soley to try and advertise your business then?

 

[West Slope Rover]

ok, this appears to be a super friendly site, full of happy people.... its amazing the difference between certain forums, some are full of people who are happy to help, and then a small minority, seem to be very negative and bitter. Still that's life, maybe they're not happy with themselves. Who knows, who cares? Dont worry about the ad, i'll remove it, i'll just export the Range Rover's, should make a lot more profit from that, i was just posting in order to help keep these old beasts running.

Holy heck! How'd you know I ain't happy with myself?

This is crazy mystery, LandyZoners. Let's keep this noob around by being fuzzy and nice because this one has strange powers. It could benefit us all.

 

[ratty]

Holy heck! How'd you know I ain't happy with myself?

This is crazy mystery, LandyZoners. Let's keep this noob around by being fuzzy and nice because this one has strange powers. It could benefit us all.

We have to keep him happy to save the vehicles from export and making him more profit.:doh:

 

[Dopey]

**** me i will buy some stuff, what you got?? im looking for something that wont brake, ever, anything will do im fed up fixing things, this guy is like the Wizard of Oz, he is here to help us and grant us things

Dont listen to ^^ them, there all gay, and all there Range Rovers work so they dont need you like i do

 

[Dr_evil]

Damn I didn't know there was a noob to bully……….missed out here