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  1. NJW5007

    One year later...

    So I have had my big beastie for a whole year now. and along came the time that we owners of slightly older vehicles dread. I am talking about the... ... Dah dah dah MOT time. I have made a a habit, nay, an art form out of ignoring everybody who told me that I was mad to have a Range. I have...
  2. NJW5007

    LPG it works!!!

    One of the many reasons that I bought my Range Rover, other than the fact that I had the green wellies already and needed the car to go with them, was the fact that this particular broom broom had LPG. Well like all of us Range Rover owners, we love to do our bit for the environment, not only...
  3. NJW5007

    Range Rover Dementia

    This may seem somewhat strange diagnosis, but i am beginning to suspect that my Range Rover L322 is suffering from a form of dementia. This is because of the other day. I had just driven to a well known outlet who I can not name but who's name rhymes with " Frewscrix". Any way, we had just...
  4. NJW5007

    Full member. Ooooh

    So I took the plunge and invested a huge stash of my hard earned into becoming a Full Member. Ta ta tarra! ( That's a trumpet fanfare by the way). There are some who have followed my short, but lively time with Landyzone and have come to the conclusion that I am already a complete and utter...
  5. NJW5007

    Bloody plastic.

    I have now been a member of the greasy hands, no fingernail brigade now for about 6 months. I have enjoyed the pleasure, and seen the dark underbelly of RR ownership. All in all the general consensus of opinion is that I bloody love my V8 gas guzzler. This is not always the case, such as the...
  6. NJW5007

    Why is my wiring diagram naked and pouting

    What on earth is going on. I was on my computerator innocently browsing, looking for wiring diagrams for my dearly beloved L322. I typed in the simple search " Wiring diagrams for Range Rover L322". I dont know how that can be mis-interpreted. It is not as if I had typed " Pictures of rude...
  7. NJW5007

    L322 It's all going ( fairly) well. (so far)

    Winter is here and i am just beginning to feel slightly pleased with myself. Slightly, well I will come back to that. Here in the wilderness of Surrey, which as you may well be aware is one of the richest counties in the U.K, (especially in the borough of Surrey Heath) the roads are not known...
  8. NJW5007

    Start you Bassa! Or, oh dear what could be wrong now

    Today I had a, well another problem. It was home time and I had earned my pittance, I had loaded all my tools into the back of my Range and was sitting in the driving seat waiting to hear the reassuring roar of a V8 in fine fettle. Turned the key to the second position with everything lighting...
  9. NJW5007

    CD player Jammed in my L322

    No prizes for guessing what i am going to witter on about now. That's right, oven ready chips. Actually I was going to tell you about my jammed CD auto-changer in my L322. Listen or read carefully because I am going to take your on a roller coaster of wild emotion from the elation of listening...
  10. NJW5007

    EAS clicker rools OK

    Following the advice from the good members of Landyzone, I went and procured an EAS kicker. Obtained a fairly cheap one from E-bay and kept it in the car not really knowing what for. Today driving to work ,"Air Suspension Inactive" message. Here we go, I thought this is this week's fault. The...
  11. NJW5007

    The dance of the roadside recovery.

    Well I have owned my beautiful big blue buxom baby a month now, and my Range Rover as well. In my youth, with few spare pound notes and a love of British vehicles, I learned the "dance of the roadside recovery". These dances are usually seen at the side of the road in company with a *smoking...
  12. NJW5007

    Warranty. Good Idea or baaaad idea.

    Good evening again. I have a plan! It is not about starting all over again with just a handful of men. I always thought that was a bad idea because we need lady members of the opposite... thing, dont we, or has biology changed since I left school. No, my plan is that this weekend I am going...
  13. NJW5007

    Joining the club.

    Good evening. It looks highly likely that after many, many years trying to find the slightest justification for owning a Range Rover that I may actually be getting one. Okay so it is an old P38 2.5 oilburner, which is not exactly what I wanted, but it is a Range Rover so there. I have always...
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