NJW5007
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Well I have owned my beautiful big blue buxom baby a month now, and my Range Rover as well.
In my youth, with few spare pound notes and a love of British vehicles, I learned the "dance of the roadside recovery".
These dances are usually seen at the side of the road in company with a *smoking, *steaming, *three wheeled, * on fire, car of some description. (*delete which is not appropriate)
The dance can take a number of forms from the "Hurry up I am bloody freezing shuffle" to the " Full bladder hop." as well as the "her fathers going to kill me waltz".
There are many variations of this dance and over the years I became proficient in many of them.in particular was the " Bloody car, I have just had to give my coat to my girlfriend whilst I pretend I am not bloody freezing and I bet she dumps me as well, tango."
I thought that my dancing days were over until recently when I had a Jaguar XF which went bang, where I relearned the "This is going to cost a fortune cha cha cha".
On to today and a brand new roadside recovery dance. This is the "Standing next to a steaming Range Rover whilst snotty little school kids take the mickey out of me waiting for the bloody AA two step" this was coupled with the "Annoyed daughter stomp", and the "Waving goodbye to my car on the back of a recovery truck whilst I walk home quick step"
Any way I have decided that as long as I have my Range Rover V8 Rogue I am going to have to take dancing lessons.
In my youth, with few spare pound notes and a love of British vehicles, I learned the "dance of the roadside recovery".
These dances are usually seen at the side of the road in company with a *smoking, *steaming, *three wheeled, * on fire, car of some description. (*delete which is not appropriate)
The dance can take a number of forms from the "Hurry up I am bloody freezing shuffle" to the " Full bladder hop." as well as the "her fathers going to kill me waltz".
There are many variations of this dance and over the years I became proficient in many of them.in particular was the " Bloody car, I have just had to give my coat to my girlfriend whilst I pretend I am not bloody freezing and I bet she dumps me as well, tango."
I thought that my dancing days were over until recently when I had a Jaguar XF which went bang, where I relearned the "This is going to cost a fortune cha cha cha".
On to today and a brand new roadside recovery dance. This is the "Standing next to a steaming Range Rover whilst snotty little school kids take the mickey out of me waiting for the bloody AA two step" this was coupled with the "Annoyed daughter stomp", and the "Waving goodbye to my car on the back of a recovery truck whilst I walk home quick step"
Any way I have decided that as long as I have my Range Rover V8 Rogue I am going to have to take dancing lessons.
