why?

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gotoneatlast said:
no he made me watch a sort of burlesque caberet he was starring in, and forcibly insisted i pretend i was a grateful punter, appreciative and appluading his can can(which he also sang acapella), and i had to let him sit on my lap and buy him drinks all night, and pay him compliments.
If i didn't comply he said that he'd shapeshift me into a suppository and put me to work for alternative private amusement:faint2:
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Can I just confirm that Ming had a beard?:eek:
 
i know what your getting at,
its false on a bit of elastic,
he puts under his belly, over his minghood, and sings my name is tullulah, i live till i die:jaw:
 
gotoneatlast said:
i know what your getting at,
its false on a bit of elastic,
he puts under his belly, over his minghood, and sings my name is tullulah, i live till i die:jaw:
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Nope. Mrs Ming says that she wears the trousers in the ming household and made ming shave his beard off. If he still had a beard that would've been mrs ming and not ming that took a fancy to you.:eek: :p
 
bloody cheek - nowhere near drawing my pension - its a vicious rumour put about by those that consider my boyish good looks and virility are too much of a challenge to their own persona. Therefore they have to resort to underhand tricks to put peeps off their guard.
I dont mind - I have broad shoulders.
 
gotoneatlast said:
is that all,
well i don't mind travelling to mmmm...let me think, hows about:scratching_chin: norf wales i'm going there in may, that might be past yer, i'll wave on the way.
waddabout...?..melton mowbray i know the way there, or milton keynes even!
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:confused: Im from way up north... in between Middlesbrough and Whitby
 
bloody 'ell,
i don't suppose theres any danger of you, leaving yer hoose to do this is there?:suspicious:
perhaps you want me to pick up yer shopping on the way!
 
:hysterically_laughi well seein as tho u mentioned it...... i could do with a loaf of bread and some milk.... green top..... and thick sliced:kiss:
 
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