What have you done to your Landie today.

nickh75 said:

just had another piggy back coz the clutch slave cylinder is fooked,
managed about 3 miles changing with no clutch then had to stop at a junction an that was the end of that!

tow truck home for me AGAIN

bastid land rovers:banghead:


so i'm gonna get pi#sed an think how i'm gonna fix it
or should i do a gaylander special a chuck a gallon af petrol in it?

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well if that happened 2 ya gaylander i wud use it 4 target practice

Hung the bulkhead upside down and filled it with primer. Ah used an empty cider bottle to pour the primer in through one of the wing fixin' holes and then sloshed it about inside the bulkhead. Ah thought ah had taped all the holes up but missed a couple as there was primer every soddin' where!!! Then ah flipped it back over and let what was left drain out and left it tae dry....










Once that's dried out ah'm gonna do the same with some paint

nickh75 said:

just had another piggy back coz the clutch slave cylinder is fooked,
managed about 3 miles changing with no clutch then had to stop at a junction an that was the end of that!

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Next time, engine off, into 1st`then just twist the key. As long as it's warmed up, and not a poor starter usually, it should fire up.

Davec said:

Next time, engine off, into 1st`then just twist the key. As long as it's warmed up, and not a poor starter usually, it should fire up.

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yeah will do, even if its only been running ten mins, tis a bastid tho

I gave mine a quick wash and wax.

thought "is it warm enuf to waxoil".
pause!
thort "fcuk tha"
went back inside

rite out 100 times "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused"

The Mad Hat Man said:

thought "is it warm enuf to waxoil".
pause!
thort "fcuk tha"
went back inside

rite out 100 times "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused" "must get enthused"

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GET YER ARSE OUTSIDE AND DO SOME WORK!!!!!

If tufftee aint ready to roll be easter we'll leave you behind.

YOU HAVE YOUR DEADLINE NOW GET YER LAZY GOOD FER NOTHING ARSE OUTSIDE BIATCH!!!!

DID THAT HELP ^^^^^?

As long as you've been to the post office first

looked out window see disco in car park then thought **** it im going to work on the bike its so nice and sunny its rude not to

ratty said:

GET YER ARSE OUTSIDE AND DO SOME WORK!!!!!

If tufftee aint ready to roll be easter we'll leave you behind.

YOU HAVE YOUR DEADLINE NOW GET YER LAZY GOOD FER NOTHING ARSE OUTSIDE BIATCH!!!!

DID THAT HELP ^^^^^?

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nope

can i stick the underbody schutz and/or waxoil in a kettle to warm it up? Opened of course - or is that too hot?

U wanna warm it or cook it?

hee hee - does it degrade at 100 deg C then - it shud flow nicely.

Yeah but there's flow n there's flow - if it's too thin it will just run back off - u wanna keep it waxy to get a good covering.

ere Si - fancy collecting yo bits? oh - an bring an overall .

erm......nope.....unless your doing my waxoiling too lol

Changed the battery.

Cut the packing straps off the new battery with pliers, then tossed them back in the toolbox. What a shot! pierced the large, almost full, can of WD40 with a hole just big enough for the contents to pss out everywhere. With brain still failing to engage, and WD40 still in full flow, I picked it up with the plan of putting it somewhere out of the way while it drained. Brain then engaged just enough to politely point out that I was effectively holding a bomb, but didn't engage enough to tell me what to do. Dropped it, ran away.

Still, tools are nicely lube up now....

pmsl

pms but not l

put fuel in and done school run.........

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yu are still alive then, Mrs B.