Top tip for passengers that you don't like!

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DIDGERIDOOSTU

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Here's a little trick I often use in the summer to anoy the hell out of anyone in the passenger seat of a series.

Step 1: Take off hard top, truck cab, or soft top etc
Step 2: Take off door tops.
Step 3: Fold windscreen forwards.
Step 4: Aim bothe washer jets onto the passenger seat.
Step 5: Find onoying passenger.
Step 6: Holt down washer switch to soak passenger.

Oh yer and Step 3.5: Fill washer bottle with purple hair dye.

Hey presto - very ****ed off passenger!!!
 
DIDGERIDOOSTU said:
Here's a little trick I often use in the summer to anoy the hell out of anyone in the passenger seat of a series.

Step 1: Take off hard top, truck cab, or soft top etc
Step 2: Take off door tops.
Step 3: Fold windscreen forwards.
Step 4: Aim bothe washer jets onto the passenger seat.
Step 5: Find onoying passenger.
Step 6: Holt down washer switch to soak passenger.

Oh yer and Step 3.5: Fill washer bottle with purple hair dye.

Hey presto - very ****ed off passenger!!!
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wouldn't that be even more anoying in winter?
 
It's not ment to be anoying for the driver. I smashed a windscreen once about two hours away from home in february, in freezing rain. I aint drivin like that again!! I ended up borowing a flying hat with the old goggles and a lead for a radio flapping around. Then I passed a police car at some trafic lights.
I'm just glad he was going in the oposite direction.
 
I was going to say "I'm no wimp, I'm hard". But then I realised the possible missinterpretation whereby the reader of this could link me in some way shape or form to HARD0898. I would like to take the oportunity to reasure everyone that this is not the case!!!!
 
why would they want to jack ****? does it have wheels on it ? is the exhaust leaking perhaps? we should be told why the cops would want to raise **** up off the ground
 
Some people have to Jack Gaylanders up....
There was bound to be several things wrong with it at the time other than the windscreen, but I was refering to the fact that they may have thought I'd gone mad!
 
hello I find that leaving a bowl of fire and brimstone near the passenger seat is a good way of settling them down . I also sprinkle holy water on the seats.
 
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