things wiff daft names and why they is daft

lets have a list of goods and **** wiff daft names
heres yer starter fer ten


no more nails that stuff thats supposed to replace nails. you run out of it and you are now in the position where you have to say " ave no more no more nails"..fookin daft

i cant believe its not butter?

wtf is that all about?

freelander???

free? i dont think so.
land? only if its got tarmac on it.
er? well this bit might be right.

Anusol un germaloids cream. . .why dont they just say sore arse cream. . .or pile shifter. . . .

stop an grow! stop wot growing?

CIF cleaner (u used to hav to go to the doctors years ago!!) amazin stuff...

cillit bang! ffs.
wtf is that all about?

cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point

Dead Slow...............I thought dead things had stopped not just gone slow???

ormus said:

freelander???

free? i dont think so.
land? only if its got tarmac on it.
er? well this bit might be right.

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DEFENDER:

Def- by the time you have hit 3500rpm your ear drums have burst
End - plan to drive it any distance at all and that will be the end of it
Er - Lots of head scratching when it gives up the ghost

DISCOVERY:

Disc - no point in those brakes cos they still dont stop the 2.5ton lump
over- cheer up your miserable journey is nearly over
y - y did I not go for the defender option instead

oh yeah and ........ Snickers

LR1796 said:

DEFENDER:

Def- by the time you have hit 3500rpm your ear drums have burst
End - plan to drive it any distance at all and that will be the end of it
Er - Lots of head scratching when it gives up the ghost

DISCOVERY:

Disc - no point in those brakes cos they still dont stop the 2.5ton lump
over- cheer up your miserable journey is nearly over
y - y did I not go for the defender option instead

oh yeah and ........ Snickers

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atcolandy said:

cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point

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Whats that philadelphia stuff then

The Mad Hat Man..................need I say anything??

LR1796 said:

Whats that philadelphia stuff then

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No idea but my cats love it!

atcolandy said:

cheesecake? It has no bloody cheese in what the hell is the point

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Here you go,


CHEESECAKE INGREDIENTS
10 digestive biscuits (McVite's taste best IMHO)
2 oz butter
2 oz caster sugar
8 oz "Philadelphia" cream cheese
3.5 oz caster sugar
2 large eggs
1 teaspoon vanilla essence
5 to 6 oz soured cream (ie. by weight not volume)
Further 2 tablespoons caster sugar
Another teaspoon vanilla essence

You going to bake us one then?..............Well you've got the recipe

Cat's Eyes said:

You going to bake us one then?..............Well you've got the recipe

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mmmm alrite then.

Yummy!! Can you put black cherries on the top please..........not strawberries (I hate them!)

Cat's Eyes said:

Yummy!! Can you put black cherries on the top please..........not strawberries (I hate them!)

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Will do, have you seen 'In search of Perfection' where Heston Blumerthal (spelling) makes fantastic food..... I taught him all he knows

He made a black forest gateau a while back.... so I might as well knock up one of those at the same time, its no hassle honestly

Haven't seen it or heard of Heston B........., Black Forest gateau?? Hmmmmm is it veggi friendly...........oh and fat free............have to watch my figure! LOL!!!