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Are Veggie melts made with real melted vegetarians then? how do you get them to melt, they just burn when I try & their hair goes all crispy & kinda falls off.

Must be some secret to it!
 
Here's a dafty thing then: Disabled Parking spaces - Why do they have a picture of a stick man on a space hopper on them when to reprezent who acutally parks there they ought to have the BMW logo?
 
Once upon a time you could get an exhaust sealant called "C - lit". My mother picked the tube up and said "Whats this Clit for" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't tell Accy or MiniMan but I wrote a rude word.
 
my grandmother was reading the bolton evening news classifieds one night.

she says to us all,
theres a mop ed here for 15 quid, you can get them in the co-op for ten bob!
 
Stopped eating fairy cakes when I found out there were none of the little buggers in them.............well, that & it ain't very manly. I just eats rock cakes now.....but they ain't got rocks in them neither.
 
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