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Bah!
have a life outside of this web site
I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.
does anyone know how to spell de-loo-dead
I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.
.Old McDonald was dyslexic , x y p q t.....
.does anyone know how to spell slob?
anyway the latest on my blow up friend drama?
ave bin trying to call then since i got their final final notice the other day. kept getting **** music to listen to so ah hung up. finally got through today and here is a trans script of the phone call.
ring ring..ring ring..(crap music) oh **** here we go again! ..........
.....
(music stops)
french bint : ello B U F S (Blow Up Friend Supplies)
me : bon jour est M. MCDonald ici. parle vous Slobaise?
french bint : ah! you wait please .
me: ****
french bint 2: u ave a query for me?
me: aye you keep sending me letters ask fer money
f b 2: you ave a model number?
me: aye its 12435 the special 'love you loads model with real hair, convincing lips and a vibrating specil part'.
fb2: ah! is B U F S you have to pay 199 euros
me: ah dint have to pay ****. the B U F nevva worked, it never kissed me an telled me it lurvved me.
fb2: you have sent it back to B U F S?
me: na
fb2: why?
me: cos I love it lots.
fb2 why you call us then?
me: cos the ****in thing dint work
fb2 ok, i speak with chief tester man
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fb2 ok we send u new B U F
me: wots that mean?
fb2: it mean you get a friend
me: really!?
fb2: ah can elp you with another thing?
me: its a bit personnal, but i ave this thing wiv me farmers...
fb2: ah vill git sum cream in the post to you
me ok! ta! bye
fb2 aw river
****s ! 2 letters a month fer nowt
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