The Sunday Legal Surgery

yella disco said:

ooooooh sorry rets, are yer gunna send me one o them letters warnin me orf

Click to expand...

Erm nope !!!!!

Im sick of everybody picking on this poor lad, Its not a bloody free for all you know !!!!!

aahhhh, bless.......he's got a friend!

retsgom said:

Back off Yella

Arnut is my BITCH

Click to expand...

Of course I am.......

slob said:

YAWN!

Click to expand...

I thought that was last week Blob

slob said:

Ardnut - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Click to expand...

ardnut an ardnut is a complete ****er and waste of good internet space
source ld ebeenezer's almanac

Thanks for taking the time to do that Blob, makes for a good read don't you think?

Oh yeah forgot to say,

I got held in contempt of court today

I called the prosecutor "a stupid ****" under my breath !!!!!

Only trouble was i got overheard saying it by the head magistrate !!!!!

He must have got a new battery for his hearing aid !!!!!

Did you get into trouble?

50 quid fine !!!!!

Not bad, where does the money go to?

The Magistrates Chosen Charity !!!!!

The EMNMGF, Better known as,,,,,,,

























Ex-Magistrates needing more gin and fags !!!!!

ardnut said:

ardnut an ardnut is a complete ****er and waste of good internet space
source ld ebeenezer's almanac

Thanks for taking the time to do that Blob, makes for a good read don't you think?

Click to expand...

you really think i could be bother to do that ?
if i was gonna waste me time on wikipedia i'd make it a bit more interesting than that ya dense git

It was you Blob, I followed it back and the post originated in France. You see little fat buddy, I know it was you....

yeah, and you are the only person that lives in france

It' s happening all around you Blob, the voices you hear are me, the voices in your mind are mine. Oh well, off to the pub for a beer, sorry, packet of nuts for my dad.

http://www.smallfilms.co.uk/bagpuss/bagend.wav

oooo **** me i'm the only person in the whole of france that has a computor and is a member of LZ...... jings am caught... help i need a lawyer

dear mr lawyer;,
am is being accused of contributing well known facts to the interwebby site known as wikipedia. it wint me!
can i sue fer lots of money?
your
ann onemus

Ermmmm ????? Yes !!!!!:d

oh goody gees all yer pocket fer the next 5 years ardnut and we'll say no more about it