Project KAHN Defender - Shoot me now.

As soon as Project KAHN take an interest in chintzing up what we all knew was a fake Defender it's a confirmation that the DC100 is a fraud.

Introducing the 2012 Kahn defender|Kahn News

Cue me walking into the sea.

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yeah agreed thats pretty bollocks.

*snigger* the spare looks a bit small!

2nded. Total **** ****e.

Utter sh1te, if i ever meet anybody who owns one or even admits to liking it I will punch them in the b0ll0cks.

Bits I dislike apart from the car as a whole...

A slick tyre on the bonnet. It's a 4x4.

The fake mud sparayed up the side. If that car ever crossed the village green it would be lost to the puddle by the pond.

'SGT. A KAHN' - That's verging on disrespectful.

Yep. Rant's still going.

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That's ugly...

I really like it. Oh no wait a minute, i meant it is ****

what a horrible looking load of ****e

As apposed to a nice looking load of ****e....and it does not even meet that criteria....nearly as good as the Rolf Harris rendition of 'Stairway to heaven'-something wonderful turned into something ****e!!!

Sorry forgot to mention that I do not think the DC100 is something wonderful but that the Defender is (in it's own way)

pointless

Surely if it's a "Military Off road vehicle" it would be completely pointless it being that low besides all the other ridiculous points about it that make it an absolute waste of time!!!

The alloys probably suffer so much that now driving a fender will not only feel like youre in a tram, it will actually follow those tramlines!

A new day.

One would think. 'Alas! A new start. Onwards and upwards'

But no. I can't get the image of that monstrosity out of my head and its going to ruin my week. Most likely the month.

Can anyone please tell me why Land Rover has been so foolish as to mock the car that they built their reputation on?

I guess the benefit is that ironically when they stop making the genuine Defender the value of the original will actually go up instead of down with the release of the new model.

Hardly a consolation prize.

I'm still going.

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90TD5 said:

A new day.

Can anyone please tell me why Land Rover has been so foolish as to mock the car that they built their reputation on?

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'cos they're not really Land Rover any more. They're dictated to by their corporate overlords... Guess it won't be long before it's on a Focus floorpan, or someit

It'll have goodbye on the back , no sorry ment ta ta

y do they do these thing it just so wrong

I know!

The Freelander... Then this!



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My first thoughts were "rubbish" then I went back to the page and realised that when you scroll down there are other versions, the "Terrain", "Surfer" etc. if it wasn't so sad it would be hilarious. Can't wait to see the first image of a hairdresser getting stuck in one of these..........

Yep, it's totally up for it's task:
- nice bar to fit the radio equipment on
- low entrance, so they can have a fast retreat
- small spare wheel on the bonnet instead of a side mounted spare for excellent front and rear view
- no lamp guards for more light
- no towing hitch, as those sankey's will all be decommissioned since there is such big loading area in this vehicle.

I think they where handed a very specific and secret list by the MOD with all the specs for the 2030 wolf replacement vehicle. I think it said in the introduction: we strive for a small and useless army. In that case Kahn did an excellent job.

In short: useless and horrendous piece of c**p.