my mrs just rang to say...

that the neighour's 9yr old daughter has scratched motherf******, , kiss my ar**, and other things into the paintwork of the rangie, on different panels.
she was seen doing it.
i'm f******* livid

9 is under the age of criminal responsibility........go rape her mother

after yu have driven over the top of their car to get to them.

or just ask how they would like to pay for the repair.

Civil action me thinks......... will take ages too

Get the scratches filled with weld and then grind it flat with a good coarse wheel and an angle grinder. Coat of "Value" Red Oxide followed by a couple of coats of "Pensioners Special" Gloss paint applied with an old piece of rag.
:hysterically_laughi

dibbles said:

that the neighour's 9yr old daughter has scratched motherf******, , kiss my ar**, and other things into the paintwork of the rangie, on different panels.
she was seen doing it.
i'm f******* livid

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ffs we had two lads of 14 key the side of ours last night. police got them today, dad been round he paying for full side paint job. going in sat, little bastids..

i'm gobsmacked

Little ****.
My door got done the other day, a huge great scribble on passenger door.
Than feck it was only on me sheddy omega.

dibbles said:

i'm gobsmacked

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Dint you know you were a mother****er and you should kiss her/his ass??

bricks, windows, cricket bat, legs.

What do you expect from Scousers "J" ?????
Only joking,it's sickening..just lucky you got the little bastids.

Irishrover said:

What do you expect from Scousers "J" ?????
Only joking,it's sickening..just lucky you got the little bastids.

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Know what you mean Irish. A mate of mine parked near Anfield for a foot match. Two lads about eight offered to look after his car for a fiver. He said it'll be ok the dogs in the back. One of em asked him if it could put fires out.

Good job your up country, away from the hassle!!

Irishrover said:

Good job your up country, away from the hassle!!

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Yeah, if you move to Liverpool you get issued with your own crowbar.

On a different note...siting here with a drop of brandy and a fag watching Queen (You wrinklies remember them?) live in Montreal on the telly....recorded it on my Betamax (Remember that also ?) Its the closest I've got to an organism since I was twelve,

Before some smart ars* comes along...no I ain't Ginger !!!!

An organism????

storm99 said:

An organism????

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yup - yu is too young to understand

It's me age....been so long I can't remember the proper word, It's something like that..bit like a germ, something small and only lives for a couple of seconds.

Good o'l Country Boy MHM..you know where I am coming from.