Mings trendy wine bar

Titter . . .could be right slob. . .lol

ha! who's laffin at their own jokes now, wot friggin planet are u guys on? u bin breathin too many diesel fumes sposed ta drink it not sniff it. so wots the better drop in this bar synthetic or mineral?

Buzz36 said:

ha! who's laffin at their own jokes now, wot friggin planet are u guys on? u bin breathin too many diesel fumes sposed ta drink it not sniff it. so wots the better drop in this bar synthetic or mineral?

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yup buzz. . . .um zog. ya can order whatever ya want ta drink. . . .un yep this is the most crazy forum on the web,they can help you, un take the mick, or slaughter ya its your choice, know wot i'd go for. . . .ive bin slaughterd but i jist take it. . .

not only has he bin slaughtered, but his dog has been blown to bits, shot and generally disposed of.

Morning Minge

The Mad Hat Man said:

not only has he bin slaughtered, but his dog has been blown to bits, shot and generally disposed of.

Morning Minge

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ay this is true. . .yup flops

'is dogs bin generally disposed of? Wondered why ur meat pies ad a wierd taste to em. still wit the right drop o slick 50 it went down ok

Buzz36 said:

'is dogs bin generally disposed of? Wondered why ur meat pies ad a wierd taste to em. still wit the right drop o slick 50 it went down ok

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titter

yu sure that aint Grunts self exploding piggies agin?

Here Piggie piggie piggie. Any one seen my favourite pig?

ha So I shoulda tried it wit apple sauce

GOSH!!!!very quiete int ere. . .hello er barsteward ,pint er sludge ??? unless the ballifs have cleared up. . .

thats coz the owner has deserted us - I think he is on extended olliday

The Mad Hat Man said:

thats coz the owner has deserted us - I think he is on extended olliday

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bin sortin out intergalatic disputes. .. .thats ma job. . .this is part time fun.yup ron , i see ya lookin . . .

ming said:

bin sortin out intergalatic disputes. .. .thats ma job. . .this is part time fun.yup ron , i see ya lookin . . .

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you mean mrs ming wint let you out till you'd put that noo shelve up..............................................................straight

nah! 0 hes bin decorating agin

Gulp. . . .na really bin intergalatic sortin . . . .jist ask young porky. . .ok did er little bit er paintin un jist one shelf. . .ere you two got er web cam int ma rocket

no mate - we bin there - we is sympathising really

you might be

ok lets chuck out all this noncy wine stuff , bring in the new stuff porky. . ..db , tractor sludge ,binge, bitter un mild, larger ,glider. . .that should do fer now ,reet better test it. . .glug glug, hic slurp swill glug. . .parp. . thats better, more like wot we are used ta. . .

sniff! sniff!

fee fi fo fum, is that the smell of a porkies bum?