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chuffin ell!!!!!!!that red eye's strong t,night. . .
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ffs - Minge come down from that light - Mondeo was only just fixed it from last time.
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Thur yer go top chap !
Wow ! FFs steady on tiger yer gor all night to go yit!
Wow ! FFs steady on tiger yer gor all night to go yit!
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reet red eye on the hoose. . .hic parp!!!oops slorry. . .glug glug glug slurp . . .smondo un slops ish ma bestish erf pals in the hole world . . .hic nuffer red eye. . . .
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hey! steady on Minge - wassup tonite? yu tryin to make up fur lost time?
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Ere yer go ming av a double on me
and heres some pain killers for yer head in't mornin
and heres some pain killers for yer head in't mornin
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Thought I'd nip in for a quick night-cap
ey up tis dark in ere, who broke the light then?
ey up tis dark in ere, who broke the light then?
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oh ma head. . .must be gettin a cold or summit. . .er mondo is gonna fix the light when e gits round to it. . . .
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cor pluckin dark int ere. . .biff!!!ow jist hit ma head ont bar, wears that red eye bottle. . .mondo fix the lights will ya. . .
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reet er pint er tractor sludge barsteward. . . oh, no, um change that , pint er binge pleeze,un scratchins fer young porky un bucket er carrots fer muffin. . . .
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sniff, sniff - ere is dat doggie i smell? Pint of db, barstuward, and a cupple of Nebelwerfer chasers plse.
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leg it porky. . .no ya stupid mutt i mean ,run away. . .
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tum te tum, slurp, (rumidge in bag)
Sorry Minge - how rude of me, good evening young sir. Mighty impressed by yo lecky diagnostics fur Tiny. Have a drink on me.
(cocking of magnum type noise)
Sorry Minge - how rude of me, good evening young sir. Mighty impressed by yo lecky diagnostics fur Tiny. Have a drink on me.
(cocking of magnum type noise)
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wots a bloody Donk(ee) doin in here?
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wernt me it twas young porky jist passed is basic leccy zog certificate. . . . .
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um er ah uh um er a now I'm er Freelander relieved er am I er still welcome ish... I've still got me Tractor...
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had ta go ta gaylander high commitea meetin carty un was decided by er madjority vote er one [porky] that you could stay [even though yer ad ah tractor] only cos porky got all upset, mrs ming wanted ta teach you er lesson, so she is gonna torture porky instead. . . .so welcome backum er ah uh um er a now I'm er Freelander relieved er am I er still welcome ish... I've still got me Tractor...
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i dont fink yu have to have one - just appreciate its, err um, finer points
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has ta be passed by the gaylander commitea, ya then becum er tractor member, your only here cos yer sniffled ta retz . . .i dont fink yu have to have one - just appreciate its, err um, finer points