Mings trendy wine bar

Reet . . .we do all fancy wines un posh cocktails spirits un zog red eye , dont have any riff raff in ear un mind your langauge [accy gits upset]no tractors int car park ,only clean gaylanders [snort] special offer today . . .floppy hat cocktail buy one get one free. . . .parp!!!who did that , ar sid who did that? . . . gulp oh porky, that is ok then, he's not bin well. . . .

right, i've parked me deepender on top of that gaylander.
pint of mild barmaid.
don't worry about the stuff on me wellies - it'll sweep up when it dries.

Treworgey 90 said:

right, i've parked me deepender on top of that gaylander.
pint of mild barmaid.
don't worry about the stuff on me wellies - it'll sweep up when it dries.

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Yup trew . . .fink ya scared the bar staff orft. . . .dunt worry i'll serve ya. . .on the hoose ,first custumer un all , here is ya mild. . .wanna cherry in that. . . . .titter

nah - got any pickled eggs?

trew. . .this is er trendy wine bar. . . un you ask fer pickled eggs. . . . .hang on got er load ere , might join ya. . . .

yup - pickled egg in a bag o pork scratchins wiv a pint of mild - heaven

Treworgey 90 said:

yup - pickled egg in a bag o pork scratchins wiv a pint of mild - heaven

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too reet. . .lets av anuffer burp!!!was that you adz. . .yer scarin all my posh custermers away. . . .

Treworgey 90 said:

pint of mild barmaid

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Booga that 'worgey! You don't want 'em "meek an mild" son - yer wants 'em 'ot and spicy!

Do they serve Gob****e in 'ere?

Adz said:

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Do they serve Gob****e in 'ere?

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er. . . .floppy's not bin in yet . . . .

Right then !
A pint of Whiskey for me and the misses and liter of ep90 for me landy and hold the poofy trimmings.
Got any cheese and onion ?

ming said:

er. . . .floppy's not bin in yet . . . .

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ere - yu tryin to wind me up - ya intergalactic bar steward! - line em up
, Scotty

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere - yu tryin to wind me up - ya intergalactic bar steward! - line em up
, Scotty

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gulp. . . .wot me. . .

git stuffed then if yer dunt want my custom

Treworgey 90 said:

git stuffed then if yer dunt want my custom

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you always welcome trew u know that. . .but hide yer tractor round back [titter]

nah, yull make me take me wellies off as well
an i bet yer dont sell scrumpy

we got cider from the wood. . .cherry wiv that sir. . .er trew put yer wellies back on pleese as yer makin porky howl. . . . . .

that's not me feet, it's cause i kicked him in the b***s fer tryin ter hump me leg

Bluddy eck Trewy - yu trying to take over the forum? - I think yu musta hit every sub forum on here.

I can see Porky is lookin fur trubble! Wheres mi zapper