Mings trendy wine bar

reet give me er tractor sludge barsteward, na none er that poncy whine ****e,oh un bag er scratchins fer young porky , un er bucket er carrots for old muffin. . .glug glug glug slurp. . . nuffer sludge ,glug glug hic. . .never touched the sides. . . .hic parp,oops shorry

ere porky, porkey, porky - ere boy (slaggin orf my super slitty stuff wot will make gaylanders wot they shud a bean)

The Mad Hat Man said:

ere porky, porkey, porky - ere boy (slaggin orf my super slitty stuff wot will make gaylanders wot they shud a bean)

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Gulp. . . .eze in zog , training fer is masters rocket licence. . . .

Reet barsteward give me er firkin er tracter sludge. . . glug glug glug slurp. . .parp!!!!reet un er nuffer. . . .glug glug glug,aaah never touched the sides

toe-wat

Hi, do you guys actually ever talk about freelanders? Took mine off road last week with a Landcrusier and it went almost everywhere the cruiser did. Has anyone ever made their own bash plate for under the engine? reckon I need one to protect my sump. I take it you guys are flash gordon fans? I prefer buzz lightyear lol

yes, but rarely in the pub or wine bar.
good
yes, but best to post a specific q in the hippoo section.
possibly, depends wot yu do.
no
no
pm pompey john - he has made one. He has gorn a bit quiet recently tho.

Sorry my apologies didn't mean to interrupt ur drinkin. Make mine a James Boags Premium thanks, and yes I'll have it cold. Sorry not much of a wine drinker, probably stems from too many bad wine experiences (goes in red come out red lol) cheers

Oh btw I'm a paramedic, take sick people to hospital or scrape them out of cars etc. I used to be a mechanic (still do it on the side bit of extra pocket money)

Buzz36 said:

take it you guys are flash gordon fans?

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gulp. . . .sumone gonna tell him,or do yer fink he knows . . . .

mornin' minge

tell me wot? N yull hafta speak plainly just finished 12 n a bit hour shift. I reckon Buzz Lightyear would kick Mings butt in a one on one lol

NO! not anuffer tulip thats laffs at his own jokes then types lol incase we dint think it wur funny aswell..

and why wood bozz lightyear wanna kick minge's cigarette end? if indeedy minge does smokes..
and i'll have a pint of OMD 75 barsteward

arternoon, herr slobmeister!

yup all . . .er bin away un jist came back ,puter on rocket is u/s porky's plucked it up i fink. . .pint er wd40 wif er swafega chaser please barsteward. . . . lol. . .lol. . .lol

oi! ming !! is this anything to do wiff you Earthmen rule against moon real estate bid - Yahoo! News UK or is it yer rellies that had that dynasty in chinaland?

hmmm. . . .not me slob but porky's bin actin all guilty lately [wants er new lap top] i teld im we aint sellin planets anymore till the prices start ta rise. . . . lol. . .lol. . .lol

is that imaginery demented spacemutt II??

fing so . . .cant remember how many times eze bin killed orft. . . . . .oops nearly fergit.lol. . .lol. . .lol

ee must be related to dr who... or possibly dr whatthefook