Mings Army

Reet yous lot ,i'm lookin fer recruits fer protecting the Gaylander bit against attack from undesirables like , the Tratter Boys un Slitty's. . . . .so sign up we need recruits ASAP so i thought this wood be the best place fer twaining un fings . . . . . .wot do you think ?

ow do ming. at your service sir. don't seem to have many takers yet...

Optimus Prime said:

ow do ming. at your service sir. don't seem to have many takers yet...

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noo i culd rely on yerself Optimus. . . . . . . . . . . .they will come wen the tratter boys wet thur doors

Sorry I'm late was busy sticking me door back on.. Whistles nonchalantly

standby to repel tratters.

red you old dog. while I'm sticking me doors back on, your syfon siph syph (bollocks) nicking me diesel.

redhand said:

Sorry I'm late was busy sticking me door back on.. Whistles nonchalantly

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beat yer too it

Optimus Prime said:

standby to repel tratters

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Where?? whassup?? capt mainwaring sir Sir!! the huns coming Capt

redhand said:

Where?? whassup?? capt mainwaring sir Sir!! the huns coming Capt

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wot eh!!!. . . . they dunt like it up em. . . .

ming said:

wot eh!!!. . . . they dunt like it up em. . . .

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Not freelander owners then cos they love it up em :hysterically_laughi

ello Ming yu old bugger - yu just come back from frogland?

The Mad Hat Man said:

ello Ming yu old bugger - yu just come back from frogland?

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no. . . . . .Zog

if that lovely minger daughter of yours is coming along i may just consider it..

mad mechanic said:

if that lovely minger daughter of yours is coming along i may just consider it..

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Bromide int tea fer thet recruit. . . . . .fall in line laddie ,un take that silly smirk orft yer face

army of three?Well lucky thems gaylanders dont need much defending cos they are so good.And the doors dont always fall off when the get wet.They only fall off the first time if yer cant be bothered to put em back on!

****ry shillings????:doh:

Covering the right flank in case of a pincer movement


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touch me doors and, I'll rip yer gizzards out

Mark2 said:

Covering the right flank in case of a pincer movement


:violent:

touch me doors and, I'll rip yer gizzards out

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Good move Mark [stand easy] yer recruited. . . . . .

Can I join???

I'll bring me own matches

Sirus said:

Can I join???

I'll bring me own matches

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um sorry no Pikeys. . . . .