Mings Black Leffer Night Club

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Well its at the back er the rockit porky un mondo done the fancy lights Hb did the carpentree Mrs Ming did all the hanging fings ont wall [like torcherin fings] anyhows ma pub un whine bar int makin any money cos you's tite feckers go down offie now. . . .this is a new nite club fer gaylander owners only [membership to be applyed fer] no riff raff ,tratter boys or slitty's as we went only posh members only. . . .please park int spinny at back er rockit. . . . . .opens on tue's . . . . .so see you next tue's [**** fer short] :D :D :D :D :D
 
wear do we git thees applykashun thingys from...just fitted a superdooper flipup cupolder on me dash tday...wud be good fer restin me cocktail eh...ps is black to match me leffer armrest...........................
 
REET . . .Grand opernin er the new nite club tomorro. . . . .free drinks all nite fer new members + a firewerk display, [porky as orginised] um Mrs Ming is ont door. . . .so no riff raff rufty tufty's tratter boys or slitty's :D :D :D
 
nite club openin cerimony porky is gonna cut the tape by the door. . . .kick!!! go on then yer stoopid mutt. . . . .not that wun, thets [gulp] tratter boy early warning zap device. . . .run KER . . . . .PHOOKIN ZAP!!!!!!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Ming why the fook is there tampons in the mens toilets,,,:eek: :eek: :eek:
An am still watin fir me pint,,, an someone tae clean up that dug ****e,,,:mad:
 
ffs carnt you tratter boys jist pretend to be posh. . . . . .PUT ER TRATTER SLUDGE ON TAP PORKY. . . . .cherry wiff thet?
 
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