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Ming why the fook is there tampons in the mens toilets,,,
Its a GAY bar. There's tampons int toilet so yer cun plug yer bleedin arse after yer been sodomised..
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Its a GAY bar. There's tampons int toilet so yer cun plug yer bleedin arse after yer been sodomised..
ratty
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Wots lrb2 doin taping his knob into his arse crack? Why is he putting on a dress and make-up?
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Be grateful, at least 'ees stickin it into his own.
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Cos ah heard he had a date wi' pikeyWots lrb2 doin taping his knob into his arse crack? Why is he putting on a dress and make-up?
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Cheers. I hadn't looked at it that way.
Pint of porkys **** please barman err barwoman err space hermaphrodite.
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Ahemm tension. . . .few inteligent werds on opnin night from the bootifull Mrs Ming. . . . . .[way you go oh grate wun] . . . . .SHUT THE FRIGGIN NOISE YER SCUM OR I'LL BE ER TORCHERIN YOU BASTIDS!!!. . . . . .UM thank you ma petal
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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, me furst!
Then gimmy a fookin pint now an clean up that fookin ****e,,ffsAhemm tension. . . .few inteligent werds on opnin night from the bootifull Mrs Ming. . . . . .[way you go oh grate wun] . . . . .SHUT THE FRIGGIN NOISE YER SCUM OR I'LL BE ER TORCHERIN YOU BASTIDS!!!. . . . . .UM thank you ma petal
ratty
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Then gimmy a fookin pint now an clean up that fookin ****e,,ffs
Just point yer tratter gun in his general direction. It may calm him down a bit. If that doesn't work torch his gaylander.
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Ming, yer farkin DJ is gunna farkin die!
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance...
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song
Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to
ratty
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At least it aint fookin dancing queen.
A'll stick my fookin steel toecap up his arse in a minit an rub that fekkin dugs nose in its **** an scelp its arse anol,,,,,,, GIMMY MY FOOKIN PINT,,,Just point yer tratter gun in his general direction. It may calm him down a bit. If that doesn't work torch his gaylander.
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how many as grippa had ?. . . . . . .ok as promised ,red eye on the hoose [on the rockit dont sound right ] parp!!!!!. . . .wot durty bastid did thet?
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Pints or noobs butts?
ratty
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how many as grippa had ?. . . . . . .ok as promised ,red eye on the hoose [on the rockit dont sound right ] parp!!!!!. . . .wot durty bastid did thet?
Where's RSM's pint and nellies ring sting?
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here's arsems fookin pint. . . . .er its er gaylander virgin crude