knight needed!

I did post this in another section, but this one may be better. Is there anyone out there in the North Wales/Chester area that could give me a few hints on where to start with my 30yr old series III, petrol? I did have a Series II deisel and be though I am female, used to manage to sort it myself. Haven't got a clue where to start with a petrol engine, all that suck, squeeze, bang and blow stuff just confuses me! Anyone out there who could give me a bit of guidance? I just need a list of bits to replace, it does run, maybe just needs service bits. I'll only end pullin vital bits off in my heightened bimbo like state!

artemis said:

Haven't got a clue where to start with a petrol engine, all that suck, squeeze, bang and blow stuff just confuses me!

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Doozils do that too!

They're fairly similar elementally, petrols just need a spark (from the spark plug) to burn the fuel, whereas your old doozil used the heat already present in the cylinder to ignite it. (Provided when cold from a glow plug)

Other than that servicing is all the same pretty much, change the oils filters etc.

Yella is yo man. He knows Series inside out. I suggest yu PM him.

After using the words "suck" "squeeze" "bang" and "blow" all in the same sentance I'd be surprised if yella's not already on his way round

funnily enough, im goin ter hawarden(pronounced harden) tomorrow evening to drop my lad orf at the scout camp. send me a pm with your addy and ill pop round if yer like, but no funny business, ive heard about wimmin types luring un suspecting blokes by pretending their motors playin up

yella said:

funnily enough, im goin ter hawarden(pronounced harden) tomorrow evening to drop my lad orf at the scout camp. send me a pm with your addy and ill pop round if yer like, but no funny business, ive heard about wimmin types luring un suspecting blokes by pretending their motors playin up

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hahahahaha luv to be there to watch yella at work on this petrol enjin, cos wen his won't work who has to go an fix it fer him??????

it aint that i cant stig, its just more fun with you around

Adz said:

After using the words "suck" "squeeze" "bang" and "blow" all in the same sentance I'd be surprised if yella's not already on his way round

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me finks yella might of scared her off...

she went afore i fookin got ere

perhaps your reputation goes before you

Have sent yer a pm Yella, I gotta go out tonight but dont you worry, my dungeon is ready n waiting for when ya do arrive!

im back there sunday afternoon if yer like lover

yella said:

im back there sunday afternoon if yer like lover

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Cant wayt fu mundey mornin... pleez tell awll !!!

Yella, that wud be great! Did you get my pm with details? Oh and what size gimp suit will you need?

ffs i gets er phone number, travells al the way over there, tells my lad he has ter wait in the motor cos im goin ter see someone , rings er fookin phone an it goes straight ter fookin voicemail. i tries another dozen fookin times an decides i better tek the fookin lad ome

yella said:

ffs i gets er phone number, travells al the way over there, tells my lad he has ter wait in the motor cos im goin ter see someone , rings er fookin phone an it goes straight ter fookin voicemail. i tries another dozen fookin times an decides i better tek the fookin lad ome

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well the ungreatfull bugger.......

aye, i were nursin a semi an all

yella said:

aye, i were nursin a semi an all

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its just not fair is it...................

yella said:

aye, i were nursin a semi an all

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i wont ask about what happend next!!!!