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Evoque I'm mortified

Discussion in 'Range Rover' started by gold rover, Sep 18, 2018.

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  1. gold rover

    gold rover Well-Known Member

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    I may have to leave the fold :(







    My sister has bought an ejoke . I am SO sorry everyone. I did try to explain the error of her ways. Sadly she is a poseur ,with green cheese syndrome. Ever since I got the Golden Girl 8yrs ago, she has had a tinge of green about it.
    I shall now go off and serve my penance, at the foot of the green oval.

    But seriously folks, I'm mortified, how could she
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    Dare i ask how much she paid for the fake RR GR? :eek::D:p
     
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    Gorrillas in the mist or
    Ejoke in your midst!!
    We still love you Goldie... :p
     
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    That we do :D;)
     
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    Didn't ask her. I did make the point about them cheapening the flagship name but then felt a bit bad about dropping a load of steaming manure on her new toy. So tried to sound enthusiastic for her, for a couple of minutes
     
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    Thanks :D
    I don't see her often.,so hopefully, by next time In see her she will have come to her senses.
     
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    'twas just a few seconds, just admit it GR ;)

    I'm guessing for the price she paid a nice late L322 could of been had..

    Slight shame, but i wouldn't want to pish on anyones cornflakes..

    or in this case, range rover :):D
     
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    That's like, she came in the room shouting Goldie look at my pink balloon. You turned around and bloody burst it.....
    Where's the laughing loud face???:eek::p
     
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    I think I managed a full minute being nice about it Trying desperately to make up for the initial onslaught :oops:
    It's brand new , so a nice older L405 could have been bought . Which is a bigger shame .
     
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    I'd be crying TBH.. :eek:

    One of my "One Day Cars" is the L405.. :cool:

    Such a nice looking RR with one of, if not the nicest interior ever fitted to the FFRR. :D


    Hmmm
     
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    More like, look at my pink balloon and I said, " that's not a balloon it's a condom that someone filled with air".
     
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    Or something else:eek::confused:
    E-jizz?
     
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    Ejokeulate? ;)
     
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    Goldie is going to shout at us..o_O:p
     
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    Aye she might, i'll just slip 'oot the back door.

    Hopefully unnoticed! :D
     
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    I'm already running!!
     
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    Just keep sending her to local stealers. She'll soon get rid.
     
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    Ooh this is not the softening of the Gold Rover we all know and love
    Pink balloons and all :rolleyes:
     
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    I have so many unprintable responses to that.
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    Hell no! Sister has pink balloon , I have pea shooter .
     
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