I may need a freind

Hi guys new to green laning so im on mi own so far, does anybody fancy a go at this




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I need somebody to go with who ownes a real 4x4 incase i get stuck or broken
we will provide sarnies and tea

Change ya usercp to show whereabouts you are based.

I'd be up fer it but me vehicles in bits at the mo, an I'd have to be sure your not a nob head fost you never know who your talking to on here!!

Have a look at the GLASS code of conduct thingy an if your prepared to follow it then I could be persuaded.

define nob

Ant they closed Stanage edge anyhow?

do a search for Donk.An all will be clear.

no m8 i dont think im a nobber think u mean do i drink stuff thats blue in bottles no, do i buy a car on finance because jonses have no, do i buy designer clothes because a fit blonde will fancy an ugly over weight bloke like me because tv says they will then no, do i care that my car is old and not very trendy no, and no my hair isnt spikey and stripey, sorry if i offend anybody,,,,, what do i like engines including the steam ones v12 merlin gives me a hard on how strange am i

sorry if i offend anybody

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That's the only bit I'm worried about Your sorry about offending people who have spikey stripey hair. I'm with you on everything else speshly the Merlin engine. Oooooooooh NURSE!!!!!!

bernard1971 said:

how strange am i

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very... do you drive a gaylander?

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Bernard1971...I'm interested if it's next weekend...11th/12th.....will be at london this weekend...sorry..

no i aint got a gaylander worse?????......... im up for it kingsonlim anybody else fancy pulling me outa touble

Careful lads.................Ees' gorra Slitty!

new here wots a slitty??????
lada niva eeeerrrrr sanyong musso,,,,,,,tata,,,,,,,,,errrrrrrrrr suzuki i give up

bernard1971 said:

new here wots a slitty??????
lada niva eeeerrrrr sanyong musso,,,,,,,tata,,,,,,,,,errrrrrrrrr suzuki i give up

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wot's a slitty!??! It's that thing atween a wummins legs

up in scotland it maybe but down ere in yorkshire that would be a t@~t or a c~}t
slitty split screen landrover ??????

bernard1971 said:

up in scotland it maybe but down ere in yorkshire that would be a t@~t or a c~}t
slitty split screen landrover ??????

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Nah, roond here it's a nose bag

feeding t hoss

bernard1971 said:

feeding t hoss

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Nah, just a cheap fish supper

yorkshire folk



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SLITTY = RICE BURNER = NISSAN = JAP CRAP

Its feck all to do wiff wimmins ****s or owt.