I am saving 10% on my fuel bill

Hi Guys!
I am so excited, as i have tried a product recently that really does save 10-15% on your fuel bill.
Hows that for a fuel saver that actually works!

I dont want to spam on these boards so will not mention names, but now I have one in the eye for the arabs!!

You do realise its illegal to fill up and drive off wivout paying

Pulling injector leads off don't count either!

i know of a product that saves 100% on yer fuel bills

spam - sorta?

The Mad Hat Man said:

spam - sorta?

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Is that corned beef then????????

I know exactly what you mean I use the same system my self. The missus isn't very happy though as she reckons the reins clash with her dress. on the plus side. She lost loads of weight pulling the Disco round town

you can run an infernal combustion engine on a mix of distilled cola,white spirit and some other chemical. but the goverments , who happen to be controled by aliens , don't want us to have the technoigee yet. the reason is simply that the advances it would bring, would be too much for our fledgling civilalisation to cope with. and the ailiens don't want to have inter galatic passenger ships hurltling about the comos with the threat of hi-jacking and terrorist and the like.
so untill we learn to behave we have to put up with petrol,doosul and tescos supa saver sunflower oil.

or yer can get on yer bike.. which incidently was invented by the furst ailien on wur planet

Oooh Slobs been Mingged

its all true !!!! look here

Ha Ha Ha! You guys really want to take the mickey, oops sorry, Diesel out of me.Its good to know you have a good sense of humour!

so yer pee in yur tank then??

so come on then,ive taken the bait.Whats your secret to saving all this dosh on feul?

goonarmy said:

so come on then,ive taken the bait.Whats your secret to saving all this dosh on feul?

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ffs dint encourage thum, yer ****!

you wont be saying that if its true(dobt it like)

goonarmy said:

you wont be saying that if its true(dobt it like)

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either way it dunt matter.......... fuel guage is getting low= time to fill up..

is it cost or fuel itself thats being saved cos it i know how to save fuel, close windows, use engine braking more all that stuff.But if its saving cashmoney then im all ears

slob said:

either way it dunt matter.......... fuel guage is getting low= time to fill up..

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1/4 fill yer tank with expanding foam or concrete that way it'll cost you 25% less every time you fill up and you'll feel much happier about it.

or sugar.makes em run sweeter