How hard can it be to steal 'your' own landy??

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@ratty, let's take my situation...98 Landy 300 with immobilizer, doors locked, wheel locked and clutch claw...how long would it take you to nick it? Just so I know how much time I have when I hear the first suspicious noise :)

Oh yes and my Landy is behind a wooden gate and on a gravel drive way...we also have a dog but he would lick your face off rather than go into attack mode...

What do you mean by wheel locked?

Bearing mind I'm not a car thief but know their tricks the following is what I could do it in.

assuming it's being driven away........

3 mins to silence alarm + stop hazard flashers
30 seconds to unlock the doors
30 secs -2mins to bypass immobiliser
30 secs - 1 min to disable standard steering lock

Clutch claw is a bitch and would make to much noise. I'd abort the idea of driving it and tow it instead.

Towing it away.

3 mins to silence alarm + stop hazard flashers
30 secs to unlock door
30 secs - 1 min to disable standard steering lock
Tow with clutch claw in place

5 mins total. If it was a knowledgeable thief doing it you wouldn't hear anything until the steering lock gets disabled. You then have 30 seconds max before it's gone.

By adding a disclock and parking with the steering on full lock it prevents it being driven AND towed away. That just leaves recovery truck or hiab. With the steering on full lock it will take a long time 10-15 mins to load plus make lots of noise. If using a hiab wih the steering on full lock the front wings will get crushed therefore making the vehicle less appealing.
 
thanks Ratty. I believe that would buy me enough time to get my undies on at nite and run downstairs to get my AK47....wait...ahem...mental note to self: you are back in the UK...to run downstairs and get my torch and wave it wildly...

I am happy to hear that even Ratty thinks that clutch claw is a biatch...
 
so.

shoot landy theives at night with a silenced shottie or rifle...but if they got oven gloves on there allowed ta walk....

WTF are you on about ? bit like trying to put a silencer (moderator) on a fookin fog horn FFS
start off with you would have to have sub-sonic cartridges (only ever seen them for a 410 about as quick as a series 0-60)
 
oh so my mates silenced shottie is legal??

its messy and quiet..

No they aren't that quiet.
The one on No country for old men was massively exaggerated for sound suppressiveness. They are also make the shotgun massively bigger.
They are quietER but not that quiet. Mind you with subby shotgun cartridges it would be quieter still.

You'd want a .22 slr rifle with subby ammo and silencer like bukky said.
 
a few must use it as my mate got his bike nikd,had gud chain and lock,but no match for the liquid nitrogen

I'm hearing mixed signals on this liquid nitrogen thing.
Some are saying it doesn't work on stainless steel (which most chains are anyway) while some are saying it does!
Which is it?

Methinks a test is needed :)
 
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