How Gay?

foss · Dec 4, 2009

My wife is entertaining some clients today @ a corporate outdoor event in Kent; clay shooting, quads, go karts, off road course with a Camel disco...
The organiser called her last night to say "I'm afraid we won't be going out in the discovery-it's too muddy"
K-N-O-B !!!

Beast o Bodmin · Dec 4, 2009

ha ha ha ha ha ha top......

ask if they have a freebie to rag instead...

Oddie · Dec 4, 2009

I heard that despite this, your wife was able to spend the time entertaining the client in a completely different way...so not that gay

foss · Dec 4, 2009

:hysterically_laughi

Perhaps I misunderstood getting filthy dirty in sticky stuff then....???!!!!

Beast o Bodmin · Dec 4, 2009

odennes on friday form as ever.

Landie_Man · Dec 4, 2009

My dad is a hot air balloon pilot, and when we have to retreive the balloon from a feild, it can require going off roading with a 2.5 ton trailor! His 110 Defender (200TDI), copes no worries, but we have to urge following vehicles (sometimes families follow, as all 12 seats are taken), and one time, we had a group of very posh, and slightly tipsy followers in a Range Rover P38 (this is back in 2001/2), who wouldn't even bump it up a kerb!

Oddie · Dec 4, 2009

Beast o Bodmin said:
odennes on friday form as ever.

Yup, i got that FRIDAY feeling as i got afternoon orf

Off down pub for lunch in a mo

Beast o Bodmin · Dec 4, 2009

odenne said:
Yup, i got that FRIDAY feeling as i got afternoon orf Off down pub for lunch in a mo

have 2 for ****y

Oddie · Dec 4, 2009

Will raise a glass to burfdy boy anorl - might not be a productive afternoon!!!

Beast o Bodmin · Dec 4, 2009

supa im wasted all ready ...

waitin for me machine from amp access in liskard to arrive.roads busy there odd?

Oddie · Dec 4, 2009

Beast o Bodmin said:
supa im wasted all ready ...

waitin for me machine from amp access in liskard to arrive.roads busy there odd?

Dunno, i int been on em today! Had a meeting down the road this morning and that's as far as i ventured (and plan to venture) today! What's Amp Access?

Beast o Bodmin · Dec 4, 2009

commercial cherry pickers etc.big buggers not ya hewden twig stuff.

Dent · Dec 4, 2009

We used genie cherry pickers when I was on the foot and mouth, ace bit of kit

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goonarmy · Dec 4, 2009

Dent said:
We used genie cherry pickers when I was on the foot and mouth, ace bit of kit .

Cows n sheeps in trees eh?

Oddie · Dec 4, 2009

sure e dunt mean Winkle Pickers???

Dent · Dec 4, 2009

goonarmy said:
Cows n sheeps in trees eh?

We had to steam clean the roof

*minty* · Dec 4, 2009

foss said:
My wife is entertaining some clients today @ a corporate outdoor event in Kent; clay shooting, quads, go karts, off road course with a Camel disco...
The organiser called her last night to say "I'm afraid we won't be going out in the discovery-it's too muddy"
K-N-O-B !!!

he dont bloody deserve one

foss · Dec 5, 2009

The best thing is, she made such a fuss, he had to let them drive his Landcruiser & someone opened a door at the deepest point of a wade!! Classic!

109party · Dec 5, 2009

hahaa,

howardo · Dec 5, 2009

foss said:
My wife is entertaining some clients today @ a corporate outdoor event in Kent; clay shooting, quads, go karts, off road course with a Camel disco...
The organiser called her last night to say "I'm afraid we won't be going out in the discovery-it's too muddy"
K-N-O-B !!!

The Camel disco is a rare and special vehicle and needs to be preserved, and we all know how easily they rust

, I'm not surprised they didn't want to get it muddy. Should have had the Camel freelander instead.

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