HELP NEEDED, Evoque 2.0 ecus

tomcat59alan · Nov 29, 2018

J.shah said:
Well well, i wasn't expecting even a single response, guess what there are tons & you guys are hilarious as hell.
I Read all the comments etc, thanks for all the fun stuff

Ive no clue how the car got into water,
Owner told the dealer that he went for fishing, xD
Far too many on all of the models from the p38 to the latest offering.Good luck.
Anyways, guys i still wanted to know how many ECUs are in the car?

Datatek · Nov 29, 2018

J.shah said:
Well well, i wasn't expecting even a single response, guess what there are tons & you guys are hilarious as hell.
I Read all the comments etc, thanks for all the fun stuff

Ive no clue how the car got into water,
Owner told the dealer that he went for fishing, xD

Anyways, guys i still wanted to know how many ECUs are in the car?

It would be cheaper and easier to scrap all the ECU's except for the engine ECU and rewire it to work without them.
Seeing your location is Pakistan, I'm certain there would be people who could do that, Africans were expert at getting rid of electrical stuff on vehicles when I lived there. No MOT so no worries.

gold rover · Nov 29, 2018

J.shah said:
Well well, i wasn't expecting even a single response, guess what there are tons & you guys are hilarious as hell.
I Read all the comments etc, thanks for all the fun stuff

Ive no clue how the car got into water,
Owner told the dealer that he went for fishing, xD

Anyways, guys i still wanted to know how many ECUs are in the car?

It's nice that you have taken our intense dislike of the ejoke in your stride. However, please understand very few land rover /range rover drivers, on this site, have much time for the thing. Those who admit to having them in the household, normally ensure everyone knows it's the wife's.
Perhaps, you should do some searches , yourself, to find how many ECUs there are in it. I suspect, despite being wrongly badged , sneered at and looked down on, figuratively and literally by actual Range Rover owners/drivers, it will be included in TOpix. So that might be somewhere to start.
Also there is a full website, dedicated to the thing. Can't remember the name but search for it by the vehicle model, rather than Range Rover, and you'll find it. It is full of delusional people who think they have a Range Rover and seem to like the thing.

P.s our expressed dislike is genuine, not meant as a joke. Unlike the ejoke, which being badged Range Rover is a joke.

Saint.V8 · Nov 29, 2018

I think it is called www.babyrr.co.uk or something like that.....

You could also try getting a subscription to Land Rover TOPiX and getting hold of the manuals etc for the car.

ifloochies · Nov 30, 2018

gold rover said:
It's nice that you have taken our intense dislike of the ejoke in your stride. However, please understand very few land rover /range rover drivers, on this site, have much time for the thing. Those who admit to having them in the household, normally ensure everyone knows it's the wife's.
Perhaps, you should do some searches , yourself, to find how many ECUs there are in it. I suspect, despite being wrongly badged , sneered at and looked down on, figuratively and literally by actual Range Rover owners/drivers, it will be included in TOpix. So that might be somewhere to start.
Also there is a full website, dedicated to the thing. Can't remember the name but search for it by the vehicle model, rather than Range Rover, and you'll find it. It is full of delusional people who think they have a Range Rover and seem to like the thing.

P.s our expressed dislike is genuine, not meant as a joke. Unlike the ejoke, which being badged Range Rover is a joke.

Much like a family portrait where you have generations from granddad all the way down to the new babies in the family, park all the generations of range rover side by side, from the handsome classic, through P38, the L322 to the impressive new generation, and the evoque just looks out of place in the line-up.....like that cross-eyed moron caught in the photo with his tongue sticking out. True, it's a land rover product, and this is a land rover forum, but I doubt you'll find much help here. I would follow datatek's suggestion and rip out all the electronics-who needs that witchcraft anyway, modify or make yourself a new manifold and stick a carb on it....if you just want it start and drive....like a car

gold rover · Nov 30, 2018

Saint.V8 said:
I think it is called www.babyrr.co.uk or something like that.....

You could also try getting a subscription to Land Rover TOPiX and getting hold of the manuals etc for the car.

I knew what it was called, I just refuse to, one , do the work for the op and two assist any website that calls the abomination a Range Rover

J.shah · Dec 3, 2018

Thanx alot guys for taking out time for guiding and stuff, by reading some replies i believe range rover(evoque/ejoke) may have disappointed some of you badly,
I honestly still giggling while writing this msg, anyways its just a car/bad car guys, i bought to drive only and will change it later on.
One more thing we dont have enough options here because duties are very high to import car, and evoque costs $25000 in US, but in my country the Custom duty for this car is $100000 alone, so moving on i will keep you guys updated.
By the way, may i see the cars you own/like?
Ive joined the family so i would love to know and see your taste in cars.
Waiting..

gold rover · Dec 3, 2018

J.shah said:
Thanx alot guys for taking out time for guiding and stuff, by reading some replies i believe range rover(evoque/ejoke) may have disappointed some of you badly,
I honestly still giggling while writing this msg, anyways its just a car/bad car guys, i bought to drive only and will change it later on.
One more thing we dont have enough options here because duties are very high to import car, and evoque costs $25000 in US, but in my country the Custom duty for this car is $100000 alone, so moving on i will keep you guys updated.
By the way, may i see the cars you own/like?
Ive joined the family so i would love to know and see your taste in cars.
Waiting..

Nice to see you still here. Maybe we can collectively influence you to get rid of the abomination and buy a Range Rover

Also can you change to proper money , we use £ here

Whilst we tolerate some of our colonial cousins , please don't push us over the edge by having and ejoke and using $

As for which we have, @Henry_b has a thread running, titled 'show us your Range Rover'. Most of us have posted on it. Please, please, please do not put your ejoke on it, I beg you, please.
Otherwise stay for the banter, stay for the community, but leave the ejoke at the door

https://www.landyzone.co.uk/land-rover/the-show-us-your-range-rover-thread.326094/

Henry_b · Dec 3, 2018

Yes the ejokeulate is like a sticky stain on the Range Rover name..

And not a nice one..

You're welcome to join in on the fun, when you get a proper Range Rover

HELP NEEDED, Evoque 2.0 ecus

tomcat59alan

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Datatek

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Saint.V8

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J.shah

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Henry_b

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