Green laning.

Funkykipper · Dec 23, 2012

bigwilly said:
Chipsnegg - ive had my fair share of abuse on other forums (not on LZ - yet lol) and i know how you feel so heres some more honest advice! Get on internet and find people like landrangers website etc - local enthusisats who make a living out of it and know all the local lanes and in some cases private lanes!!! Ive done a few days out for about £30/40 so once youve included food + drink + petrol (v8) for 2 ppl is about £100!!!!

That is NOTHING compared to the damage that could be done to your landy going on your own on unknown lanes! Then the time it takes to find the lanes and make sure the lanes are legal and then take into account £1000 fines if your found on illegal lanes - £100 is a cheap day out.

Ive only been on a few days but made some great friends who have helped me out of some muddy situations and some mechanical situations when i begin a job and dont have the parts! I do what i can to help them aswell - like someone said previously, you get out what you put in!

But in the mean time - practice what you preach and share these belting lanes youve found lol - im trying to find some local lanes to go down tomorrow and i know its a nightmare so what youve found will be great!

What a brilliant idea.

Deasy · Dec 23, 2012

Funkykipper said:
What a brilliant idea.

FFS man. Your in Thailand! Can you not keep away fer 10 min?! Go n enjoy yer holiday!

But yes in response to bigwillys post. Great idea! I know a few guys who could help out on that front!

Funkykipper · Dec 23, 2012

Deasy said:
FFS man. Your in Thailand! Can you not keep away fer 10 min?! Go n enjoy yer holiday!

But yes in response to bigwillys post. Great idea! I know a few guys who could help out on that front!

Well it's 20:10, dark and I'm hiding from the mozzies.

WoodyWoodyWoody · Dec 23, 2012

Paul D said:
Click on usercp on the bottom row of the banner and put your location in, roughly, not address! Someone will almost always go with you if you ask. Check out the greenlaning forum for local runs ..

Done
Cheers for the advice

Was thinking of having a trip out on the 27th dec up Sheffield/hope valley way if any1 fancies it. (don't wanna go on me own now lol)

SnowmanV8 · Dec 23, 2012

Too far for me. Off to Salisbury plain between Christmas and new year really put my lessons into practise.

another forum · Dec 29, 2012

dot dot dot,dash cross dash cross dash.....just my 2p worth,or at the risk of giving out "trade secrets" and ridicule by other members

Pikey · Dec 29, 2012

another forum said:
dot dot dot,dash cross dash cross dash.....just my 2p worth,or at the risk of giving out "trade secrets" and ridicule by other members

Doesn't help if lane is tro'd Map won't show it. Also some of the best lanes I've done have been whiteroads

Funkykipper · Dec 29, 2012

redhand said:
Doesn't help if lane is tro'd Map won't show it. Also some of the best lanes I've done have been whiteroads

Absolutely, tonnes of white roads down south. Bloody good uns too.

mutsnutz · Dec 29, 2012

your a knob so #### off its banter if you cannot take it leave the the forum simples

Chipsnegg · Jan 6, 2013

I'm a knob?? It wasn't me taking the **** out of the dead cockle pickers.
You seem to have your priorities the wrong way knob.
Have found me sen some lanes. So all good.
Hound kirk moor near fox house.
Stanage edge near redmires Lake.
Chaplegate near edale.
Monsal head near monsal hotel
One at the top side of Bamford
About 10 near Matlock.
Any one need the grid reference for the
Map just drop me a line.
Keep hating you haters.
Everyone else. Chipsnegg an all that

Paul D · Jan 6, 2013

Chipsnegg said:
I'm a knob??

I presume the question is rhetorical, 'cos that's a given now.

Chipsnegg said:
It wasn't me taking the **** out of the dead cockle pickers.

That would be me. Shows you what can happen when you don''t know what you're doing or where you're going .. They're dead, they don't care any more. I was also one of the first to actually help with pointers to why the info you wanted isn't as easily available as you wanted.

Chipsnegg said:
You seem to have your priorities the wrong way knob.
Have found me sen some lanes. So all good.
Hound kirk moor near fox house.
Stanage edge near redmires Lake.
Chaplegate near edale.
Monsal head near monsal hotel
One at the top side of Bamford
About 10 near Matlock.
Any one need the grid reference for the
Map just drop me a line.
Keep hating you haters.
Everyone else. Chipsnegg an all that

Good for you, when you go out on them, take pics and post 'em up, take a few people with you, post it in the green-laning section and spread the wealth .. as we all do!

If we knew you, we'd have been happy to point a few lanes out, or take you along on a day out. We didn't so didn't .. then YOU kicked off.

I ain't a hater, I want more people to enjoy the lanes, hence my initial help, I just don't want knobs to just drive in and screw them up!

Yes, you are a knob, rhetorical or not ..

300tdistu · Jan 6, 2013

BIG_GINGA_BEARD said:
Another reason is: Why would i spend hours upon hours researching routes and talking to ROW officers, councils etc just to give them to others who are too lazy to do it themselves

Well said

Chipsnegg said:
Big ginger beard.
You my friend, are a cock.
How do you ever get on in life???
What about helping your fellow man and all that?? We do have the same interests after all
I bet your the kind of guy who'd drive past a stuck motorist laughing.
Well let's hope you never need advice or experience from anybody else.

And now we understand why no one will help you !!!

Your a horrible little man

BGB has been around here a long time and helps many member's,

Now its time you join glass and use trailwise, do some research like the rest of us heve

another forum · Jan 6, 2013

Yes research,some of those routes may not have vehicular rights,so research,its really easy in these days of google

goonarmy · Jan 6, 2013

Chipsnegg said:
I'm a knob?? It wasn't me taking the **** out of the dead cockle pickers.
You seem to have your priorities the wrong way knob.
Have found me sen some lanes. So all good.
Hound kirk moor near fox house.
Stanage edge near redmires Lake.
Chaplegate near edale.
Monsal head near monsal hotel
One at the top side of Bamford
About 10 near Matlock.
Any one need the grid reference for the
Map just drop me a line.
Keep hating you haters.
Everyone else. Chipsnegg an all that

Not all of them are open. You need to check with the row officer. Then ya need to #### off.

Chipsnegg · Jan 6, 2013

Chipsnegg · Jan 6, 2013

I'll #### thee mam if she's up for it.

goonarmy · Jan 6, 2013

Chipsnegg said:
I'll #### thee mam if she's up for it.

She int blind

Chipsnegg · Jan 12, 2013

Nope she may not be blind.
But she's a #### for raising a retard like you.

Deasy · Jan 12, 2013

chunkymunky · Jan 12, 2013

Funkykipper said:
Well it's 20:10, dark and I'm hiding from the ladyboys.

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