whats th inside of ur landy look like?!

[Pikey]

Can't think wht he'd say that me self I mean who'd fit summat to their landy what'd make it look like a lighthouse. yu'd have ta be a bit daft in the hed to do that. Wun't yer?????

 

[Grippa]

ere grippa, was that the series wi the lighthou......... erm snorkel

Ha ha, is wunce a ferkin munf this comes up now int it? An' is alus you yer Yella bastid...................and you int much better GRANT, an' Pikey, PIKEY, dunt even git me started.

Laddies & Genitalmen, fer yer delectayshun, me ol' fekin lighthouse, ta daa!

 

[slob]

ffs ah nevva knew yer had white letters on yer tyres arnorl

 

[Pikey]

FFS it din't look thaat bad! is that one ov them donaldson precleaner thingies??







































hehehehehehehehehehehehe haaaaaahaaaaaaahahhaha. tittertitter snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger snigger

 

[Grippa]

ffs ah nevva knew yer had white letters on yer tyres arnorl

Fekin came wiv 'em & wuz dire-erectionell so cun't even put 'em on uvva way round!

 

[yella]

aye i can see yer at the snorkels anonymous meetings "my names grippa and i had a lighthouse wi a fish tank on top"

 

[yella]

nice bit o chequer as well there grippsy

 

[Grippa]

FFS it din't look thaat bad! is that one ov them donaldson precleaner thingies??

Ah cun't even remember. A burd bought it fer me, YES, cuz I asked fer it...................jest fer wun fekin stoopid, stoopid, STOOPID moment I fort it looked good!

 

[stig]

Ah cun't even remember. A burd bought it fer me, YES, cuz I asked fer it...................jest fer wun fekin stoopid, stoopid, STOOPID moment I fort it looked good!

then you put your glasses back on

 

[slob]

ah think he has latent barry feelings inside his rough exterior

he'll be putting things on his v8 next, things with big letters that tell you who made it or what shop it came from

 

[Grippa]

nice bit o chequer as well there grippsy

S'only them 1/4 cappings, wuz on there when I bought that wun...................oi, why the fark am I justifying meself ter you lot!

FFS!

 

[Pikey]

Caus you know that deep deep down we really cares about yer and we're naturally worried about yer.

 

[Grippa]

Caus you know that deep deep down we really cares about yer and we're naturally worried about yer.

Oh aye, that'll be it then.

 

[yella]

nah, i prefere the "right weve got summat on grippa, lets milk it" approach

 

[edbell2005]

I'l admit i'm still new to this, but I thought chequer plating was banned?

 

[yella]

snigger

 

[Grippa]

I'l admit i'm still new to this, but I thought chequer plating was banned?

Yip, fitting it is banned unless:

A - Yer motor comes wiv it fitted & ripping it orf is gunna mek it look ****tier than leaving it on,

or

B - Yer acherly gunna walk on it.

 

[edbell2005]

ah as the starter of this thread, thought it only rite I post a couple pics of me landy. bit grainy and nowt spesh, but its still a landy.which beats a lot of things..


hope it worked

 

[defenderdavie]

what if yer rip a hole in yer rear tub reversin into a bit o scaffold pole
whould that be acceptabkle fer land 1st aid til yer had the inclination tae fix it proper

 

[Grippa]

what if yer rip a hole in yer rear tub reversin into a bit o scaffold pole
whould that be acceptabkle fer land 1st aid til yer had the inclination tae fix it proper

S'wot LZ stickers is for init?