how long will it take me...

[retsgom]

Excellent! It's the best way to be tell her! How are you doin' rets?

Im doin badly thanks !!!!!

Still havin trouble with me hand and its skin graft, Doctor has put me on Tramadol for the pain now !!!!!

Feel like im on planet Zannusi !!!!!

 

[HybridGirl]

Oh err. Whatchado to yer hand?

 

[retsgom]

Oh err. Whatchado to yer hand?

DONT LAUGH !!!!!

I fell while changing a halogen downlighter bulb, on impact with the kitchen floor, it smashed and ripped me hand open !!!!

 

[HybridGirl]

I promise i'm not laughing AT you!! Its WITH you!! Now you can see the funny side yerself...!!! Sounds painful! Skin grafts are no laughin' matter, that I know!

 

[retsgom]

Hey Thanks !!!!

Iam gettin a lot of love from my lady tho, she is an angel, (well she was when she stopped laughin)!!!LOL

 

[Grippa]

Why, do they do that when they chop yer dick off?

 

[HybridGirl]

Who's chopped yer dick orf?

 

[retsgom]

Why, do they do that when they chop yer dick off?

You tell me mate, well ?????

 

[HybridGirl]

Yer not 'playin' on it tho are yer? Just to gain extra sympathy from yer lady?!

 

[retsgom]

Yer not 'playin' on it tho are yer? Just to gain extra sympathy from yer lady?!

I wish i was, if she did'nt live 170 miles away im sure i could turn the situation to my advantage, but alas no, ive got into this terible habit of telling the truth all of the time, good job i aint on court roster !!!!!

 

[HybridGirl]

Thas a long old way away! Get her to move in with you then she won't be so far away. How'd ya meet?

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

aint yu "seen the light" yet, Rets

 

[HybridGirl]

I fink its 'Luff' MHM..

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

nah! - lust.

 

[HybridGirl]

Yer a kerrfuffler! Gitt'n me kerrfuffled...

 

[discomania]

thats all very well, Disco - but she wants to empty the system to replace the master cylinder! bleedin it will come l8r

how she supposed to look at the pipe fur bubbles and press the brake pedal?

She gets out and has a look.

Once there are no bubbles in the tube, and the tube is in fluid in the jar, its not going to suck any air in anyway... Thats why I told her to give the clutch 2 shoves refill then 2 again, as 2 shoves is about enough to empty the master on an empty system, then refill and do it again, by this time you have put about a 1/2 to 3/4 of the masters fluid out the other side. So there is no chance of any air lurking...

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

sorry Disco - but when i dun this (and it is a long time ago) the bubbles would rise back up the tube and cant always be seen easily - it is easier to see the bubbles whilst the liquid is being expelled.

maybe I shd shutup and go back to sleep

 

[retsgom]

nah! - lust.

Were past the lust stage now, i just love her to bits

 

[GRUNT]

Mine was a reet **** to do I ended up taking the I'm sure Ive said this before hang on.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

ho ho ho - thats even less use than my post, Grunt