The Sunday Legal Surgery

[The Mad Hat Man]

Bah!

 

[GRUNT]

have a life outside of this web site

Eh wot, theres life outside good 'ole LZ?

Hahaha

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hahahh


Now I know your totaly off your rocker.

 

[Sheddy]

Ard was lucky to get a job washing up at MacDonalds having first failed the sweeping up examination at Woolworths.

 

[ardnut]

I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.

 

[The Mad Hat Man]

yu old enuf to work? i fort yu wuz still in skool.

 

[slob]

I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.

does anyone know how to spell de-loo-dead

 

[Grippa]

does anyone know how to spell de-loo-dead

I'd stick to fernetiks Slob. There's half a chance he can read 'em that way.

Either that or stick 'Mc' before everything so he knows what the McFark we're talking aboot.

 

[ardnut]

Old McDonald had a farm, e i e i o.....

 

[Sheddy]

I'll have you know shed maker, that I was a one star holder. Beats making sheds.

It must do. I know many of mcDonalds former employees who are retired at 40.

I am.

 

[slob]

Old McDonald was dyslexic , x y p q t.....

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[ardnut]

does anyone know how to spell slob?

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[yella]

note to brick balls:

it doesnt work if you actually spell the word correctly

 

[slob]

aw bless em!! he's really trying, one day he'll actually think of something all on his eckle own and wiffoot mummy's help

 

[slob]

anyway the latest on my phone... drama?
ave bin trying to call then since i got their final final notice the other day. kept getting **** music to listen to so ah hung up. finally got through today and here is a trans script of the phone call.

ring ring..ring ring..(crap music) oh **** here we go again! ..........

.....
(music stops)
french bint : ello T C M S
me : bon jour est M. Mac@@@@@@ ici. parle vous anglaise?
french bint : ah! you wait please .
me: ****
french bint 2: you ave a query for me?
me: aye you keep sending me letters ask fer money
f b 2: you ave a number?
me: aye its @@@@@@@@
fb2: ah! is tele2, you have to pay 199 euros
me: ah dint have to pay ****. the phone nevva worked
fb2: you have sent phone back to tele2
me: aye
fb2: when you send back
me: abart a week after it got here
fb2 why you send it back
me: cos the ****in thing dint work
fb2 ok, i verify with tele2
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fb2 ok i clear the debt
me: wots that mean?
fb2: you don't half to pay no more
me: ah wint gonna pay anyways but thanks
fb2: ah can elp you with another thing?
me: will you send oot a letter saying you've binned it?
fb2: ah vill git my chef to write to you
me ok! ta! bye
fb2 aw river

****s ! 2 letters a month fer nowt

 

[ardnut]

anyway the latest on my blow up friend drama?
ave bin trying to call then since i got their final final notice the other day. kept getting **** music to listen to so ah hung up. finally got through today and here is a trans script of the phone call.

ring ring..ring ring..(crap music) oh **** here we go again! ..........

.....
(music stops)
french bint : ello B U F S (Blow Up Friend Supplies)
me : bon jour est M. MCDonald ici. parle vous Slobaise?
french bint : ah! you wait please .
me: ****
french bint 2: u ave a query for me?
me: aye you keep sending me letters ask fer money
f b 2: you ave a model number?
me: aye its 12435 the special 'love you loads model with real hair, convincing lips and a vibrating specil part'.
fb2: ah! is B U F S you have to pay 199 euros
me: ah dint have to pay ****. the B U F nevva worked, it never kissed me an telled me it lurvved me.
fb2: you have sent it back to B U F S?
me: na
fb2: why?
me: cos I love it lots.
fb2 why you call us then?
me: cos the ****in thing dint work
fb2 ok, i speak with chief tester man
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fb2 ok we send u new B U F
me: wots that mean?
fb2: it mean you get a friend
me: really!?
fb2: ah can elp you with another thing?
me: its a bit personnal, but i ave this thing wiv me farmers...
fb2: ah vill git sum cream in the post to you
me ok! ta! bye
fb2 aw river

****s ! 2 letters a month fer nowt

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[slob]

YAWN!
are you in a time warp or just a bit backward? we did the 'lets play wiff other peeps posts' last week. do please try and keep up;
we know its hard for you but you can atleast try .
heres some tips
don't do what everybody else did the week before.
do try and be original
try and use humour (do you know what that is?)
if you can't follow these helpful tips then bugger orf

 

[retsgom]

Ah god bless em for trying !!!!!

 

[yella]

aye, he's that alright

 

[retsgom]

Back off Yella

Arnut is my BITCH

 

[yella]

ooooooh sorry rets, are yer gunna send me one o them letters warnin me orf