I need your help please….

Having read so many interesting threads, I think I know you all, so perhaps you can advise me?

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. It’s the usual signs, that the phone rings, but if I answer the caller rings off. Helen has been going out with ‘the girls’ almost every night for weeks, although when I ask her who’s been in the gang she always says. ‘Oh just some of the girls from work you don’t know them’.

I’ve tried many times to stay awake and look out for her coming home, but usually I fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with Helen because I think, deep down I just haven’t wanted to know the truth. Last night however it all got to be too much and I decided to check up on her once and for all.

Around midnight I hid in the garden waiting for her to return. I crouched down behind the Landy where I could get a good view of the drive and her parking space. Sure enough she arrived home shortly after midnight and, getting out of her car, I saw her stand up to re-buttoned her blouse, which was open to the waist, then she retrieved her panties from her hand bag and quickly slipped them on.

It was then, peeping through the rear quarter glass, that I noticed a chip adjacent to the aerial element, is it possible to repair these with conductive silver paint or will I need to renew the whole thing?

yeah the conductive silver paint will work. but more importantly, if she didnt bring u a kebab I would say the woman has to go............

what all this about? aint got anything to do with landyzone in mechanicle department. be ready for some **** taking from members high up...................... why didnt you go lick her while she was still moist.

never seen that one before :doh:op2:

:mooning::mooning::mooning:


Eek in the rangie bit anurl

brutusmotorsport said:

what all this about? aint got anything to do with landyzone in mechanicle department. be ready for some **** taking from members high up...................... why didnt you go lick her while she was still moist.

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Did you read the last two lines BMS?

It is a genuine post, from a concerned Landy owner with a requirement for an answer concerning the possibility of using conductive silver paint in order to repair an issue with his aerial element....

LOL

RAV said:

Did you read the last two lines BMS?

It is a genuine post, from a concerned Landy owner with a requirement for an answer concerning the possibility of using conductive silver paint in order to repair an issue with his aerial element....

LOL

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if that the case then what all the waffle about wife cheating on you and you spying on her behind ya landy. then you mention she buttons up her blouse and slips on her panties. dont seem to have anything to do with mechanicle thread does it. the paint bit does.

I could be wrong, but I think its that elusive thing known as "Humour"

He is implying that he is more concerned about his Landy than his Wife cheating on him!

I'm sure someone will be along later to draw you a picture if it helps!

LOL

id gatherd that. just thought the way it was listed seemed way out of the norm. wasnt sure if it was serious. have to wait and see what other replys come along

I think its a great post to..very funny,held me on the edge of my seat,car'nt wait for the next part....As for the silver paint..dont realy know,but yes it may just work?

ive used the rear heater repair stuff in the past where stickers have been removed and it,s damaged the heater element and it,s worked a treat

i reckon shes been dogging! so its probably been scratched off by some alsation! get her by the neck and smash her head in to the window, get it repaired on insurance and kill 2 birds with one stone???