weird stuff you can find on ebay

you know...i should run for president

we'd be happy if you just ran....away

woah...look what you can do! ^

you have no idea of the weird stuff you can find on my face. they reckon there is a new species appearing about every two weeks. only last week some japanese scientist thought he found a septic with a brain on my top lip. they tested it and it had an iq of 8 . but they later found out it was just a piece of snot that had got mixed up with some pizza. they still say it was smarter than a yank

what type of pizza...because the leading experts say, sausage pizza is smarter than cheese

some one help him! some one send him back to school!

what do you mean "someone send him BACK to school"

im IN school

man your 16!!! i thought i was young!!

yeah but he has more experience than you..did you put **** into bags when you was 16?

i missed out there!

i accually just got a promotion...now i get to scan the ****...and i have my own bagging bitch

just wait till you get moved up to security. you'll get to search it

whats with the baby??

its a picture of you i got from yer girlfriend when i was giving her one

Thats two she's got now. She owes me some change as well.

Ok, that definetly didn't make any sense to me. If you're trying to make fun of me then it's not working, I have to be able to understand what your saying... sorry

I was gonna comment, but I'll leave it for Mr S to answer. I can't ...... mustn't.......

...but why is the rum gone? said:

Ok, that definetly didn't make any sense to me. If you're trying to make fun of me then it's not working, I have to be able to understand what your saying... sorry

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are you his girlfriend???????????

of course old rummy is dildo bint, every one knows her. and we're not making fun of you we're takin the piff out of dildo. i have to know is he hung like a donkey or are you just just incredible fat, a sort of mrs creosote type person.
(gee! folks i hope ah don't got to transalate alla dis into yank talk . it will be full of y'awl's,ya know's, **** boys and lets bomb them)