weird stuff you can find on ebay

LANDROVER 88 & 109 DIESEL ENGINE PETROL PUMP Item number: 4582513363 can anyone tell me where i can get some diesel spark plugs??

I bet he's got a reminder by his filler cap written in VERY big letters!

but what would it say?? motion lotion perhaps or petsel or even diestrol. i wonder if he has a diesel carbatooter to go with it!!

How about a set of these little beauties?

BRITISH ARMY SURPLUS Land Rover Cushion - For Comfort
Land Rover Cushion - Current Issue - Grade 1 Condition
For Army Landrovers
Olive Green
100% Cotton Shell

Travel In Comfort



With a starting bid of only £3-00, I'm tempted to bang a bid on myself!
(Not too sure if they'll suit the Discovery!?!?!?)

Or maybe you just fancy sitting back with the latest copy of LRO and having a nice fresh cup of Land Rover Coffee????????

Yes! for only £3-49 + £1-35 P&P you can have your very own taste of Land Rover!

I wonder what it tastes like? A rich blend of "Diesel, Diff oil and a hint of WD40"!

If anyone is interested, I'm about to market my very own brand of "LAND ROVER" Aftershave on ebay!


I'm hoping my unique blend of the finest "gearbox oil, petrol, easystart, blood, sweat and tears" will compete with the likes of "Brut and Old Spice" to become this Xmas's hottest gift for the man who has nothing!

Are they really Army surplus? "Can I have a cushion Sarge', me chalfonts are playing up?" "'Course you can lovely boy, they're deep buttoned"....................?

Saw that coffee thing too, talk about buying into a "lifestyle"!..........Think you forgot it's hint of damp upholstery..............er, or is that just me again? Damn those Astra GTE seats!

Okey dokey Fishface, we're in competition now with my


The bumpiest, roughest, slowest shave a man can get...............but at least it won't get stolen by a Brazilian!

Cool! That sounds like my brother's Xmas prezzie sorted then!

All I need now is a "Land Rover Tea Cosy" for my aunt Betty and I'm sorted!

(I bet those guys at Land Rover are gutted they didn't think of it before us eh Marcus! This time next year.......?)

Marcus said:

Okey dokey Fishface, we're in competition now with my

Gillette Series III​

The bumpiest, roughest, slowest shave a man can get...............but at least it won't get stolen by a Brazilian!

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A brazilion what? How many in a brazilion? Is it more than a billion?

Marcus said:

Gillette Series III

The bumpiest, roughest, slowest shave a man can get...............but at least it won't get stolen by a Brazilian!

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I asked the girls in the office. Apparently you don't do a Brazilian with a Gilette - you do it with wax

i heard you don't got no girls in your office i reckon you speak from personal experience

Damn! Found out again!

i dont think you need spark plugs with a diesel...im pretty sure it combusts with the pressure

get away with you...i've got a gas bottle under pressure and it don't go bang yet...so why does my diesel have an ignition switch???

Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but.....that's for those implants what you don't like to talk about or nothing, to pump 'em up or something or nuffink, anyways, shut up, don't give me eevils. This whole thing happened where Gareth took the girls from the office 'round the back door & showed them his Brazilian, but they said they wouldn't touch it unless he gave them a bite of his bargain bucket.........I need a lie down!

Eh what but no listen right.

If things exploded when they were under pressure right. How come Matto isn't just a nasty mess on the ceiling?

slob, how much deisel do you have in the bottle...if its like half the bottle dont expect much...put some in a windex bottle or something and spray like half a mist spray in and then try

GRUNT said:

Eh what but no listen right.

If things exploded when they were under pressure right. How come Matto isn't just a nasty mess on the ceiling?

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you mean instead of just a nasty mess

whereswaldo583 said:

slob, how much deisel do you have in the bottle...if its like half the bottle dont expect much...put some in a windex bottle or something and spray like half a mist spray in and then try

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what are you on... i have to put some thought into writing bolocks but you seem to manage just like its natural......spray like half a mist spray in and then try. how do you spray half a mist spray (wot ever on,e of them is) and in where and try wot????