weird stuff you can find on ebay

oh...ive never heard of those before...probably cuz im not from england...sorry

Americans are truly a different species....(or is it faeces?)

well the english can't spell... it's feces... not faeces.

and the septics can spell? eh! let see ' tire' 'color' and a whole host of other ones and what about 'the ca-rib-bean instead of ca-ri-be-an. just don't start and remember yule always be of european stock no matter how much you mess up the langauge
y'awl have a nice day! ya hear

oh! and of course y'awl call a liquid 'GAS' AND it is faeces unless yer a septic..and i should know cos i generally talk a load of crap. but atleast i'm not full of it

while i'm going on about words and stuff did y'awl know that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary??

go slob....

Lets look at American Engineering shall we?

The Dodge Viper 8.3 V10 and produces an astonishing 510bhp.

http://www.dodge.com/viper/

I'm sorry but what does a Range Rover Sport do?

4.2 litre V8 385bhp

We may be owned by Ford but we will always be British!

can we talk about aloominum too?

And where did the "z" in "lazer" come from? Don't the daft yanks know that its an ac-ro-nym?

oh! oh! and what about leeeeeeee jurrr instead of leisure the list is endless..and they have a monkey as president

i think they might be responsible for peanut butter and ...and....eh! eh! and...zzzzz..zzzz..zzzzzz...OH! and... and... gawd their must be something else ..no can't think what.
come on then y'awl what have the yanks given the world, not people,not any thing invented by others that the yanks have added to and nothing by stolen german scientists.

A Bloody Good Laugh

Monkey Wrench????

What the Fu*ck??????

It's an adjustable spanner!!!!

lug nuts?? why'd y'awl want bollocks on yer ears

It's an adjustable spanner!!!!

Click to expand...

Is it bollocks it's called a Shifter, or even a Shifting Spanner. The Septics may know them as Crescent spanners, after the company that makes them over there.

the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary??

Click to expand...

Yes it is then, it means "easily deceived"



Oh I see, Bugger.

GRUNT said:

Is it bollocks it's called a Shifter, or even a Shifting Spanner. The Septics may know them as Crescent spanners, after the company that makes them over there.

Click to expand...

What are you on?

It's news to me!

i don't think for a minute i got you wit that one!

my 7 year old calls it an "a just abubble" but then she has a use for insulting tape

Treev150 said:

What are you on?

It's news to me!

Click to expand...

he's on what ever he can get! being xmas its probelly dried raindeer poo mixed up wit some christmas herbs

It's news to me!

Click to expand...

It is honest ask wheresdildo747 if you can be arsed,

i don't think for a minute i got you wit that one!

Click to expand...

I couldn't let a lead like that go, and no one else was obliging.

its probelly dried raindeer poo mixed up wit some christmas herbs

Click to expand...

You got my recipe then.