weird stuff you can find on ebay

when you spray windex out of a bottle, or you get a haircut and they spray your hair with the water in the bottle, when it sprays like a mist, thats a mist spray, when it sprays like a stream, thats a stream spray...get a bottle like the one you have under pressure (im assuming you have a good amount of deisel in there because its not combusting) and put a bit of deisel into a windex bottle or something that you can spray. pull the lever like halfway down so it sprays a little in there and then you can put the bottle under pressure and when it gets to the average compression of a deisel engine, itll combust

do you frequent a gay hairdresser...i just run the clippers over me bonce and why would i want to spray water on me hair? it just makes it harder to sweep up.

i have shaggy hair so when they cut it they spray it with water...just think of a windex bottle or something and spray like one blast of deisel into the bottle and pressurize it

ok i'll rush out and do it just now

Oh dear, I think Slob's just drank a whole squirty bottle-full of diesel. Someone call his mechanic - she'll be able to bring him round

http://extension.usu.edu/files/agpubs/fm07.pdf#search='diesel%20spark%20plugs'
heres a good site explaining diesel engines

is this one of them spoof sites??? i bet it is you're just taking the mickey arne't you!!! naughty boy

no...did you try the spray bottle idea??

If I got a spray bottle off of Gary, the **** shovelling top cropper and fill it with deisel and then got my m8 Dave to spray it and then clapped my hands into the mist, would that put the mist under enough pressure to ignite it?

pshh...i doubt it...you might have better luck if you sprayed it into a balloon while it was inflated and tying it and popping it...but i dunno

if i drank it then belched and got my mechanic to strike a match would it burn or what if i gave it some really hard sums to do, would that put it under enough pressure??

heres another website...its even got a kool model
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/diesel1.htm

you can also get glow plugs for your diesel engine so it starts easier on cold days

Aaaaaarrrrgggghhhhh!!!!!!!!mum!help!!

help with what??

dude ffs it was about someone selling a diesel petrol pump on e ****ing bay. i was asking about spark plugs to go with a diesel petrol pump!! don't you get it DIESEL PETROL PUMP..its kinda like a vegitarian beefburger.... read the first post in this thread it says "weird stuff you can find on e bay" like a DIESEL PETROL PUMP..oh hang on ..you're a septic maybe i should put diesel gas pump..ok A FLAMING DIESEL GAS FURKING PUMP........................ (exit stage right and puts gun to head)

It's ok slob sit down and have a drag of this virtual spliff. And a swig of the virtual Glenfidich.

D'you think someone might be trying to wind you up?

do i look like a clock????? do you mean someone that calls himself where's wally is attempting to extract the urine??

oh...sorry...well here its either a diesel or regular gas...we dont call it diesel petrol

The deisel petrol engine was developed in 1974 as an answer to the Saudi Oil crisis. the idea was that you have a petrol engine that, in the event of a petrol shortage, you removed a section of the top end of the engine block to increase the compression ratio of the engine and then retarded the timing between 6-8 degrees south. This would enable the engine to run on deisel. By retarding the ignition by a further 3-4 degrees the engine was able to run on cough linctus. The engine was quite succesful in the U.S.A. where people swallowed the story wholesale and bought them in thier droves. In England however, only 17 engines were sold. 9 to RAF Lakenheath and 8 to RAF Mildenhall.